Heres the setup: You and I take on Chuck Norris, me being an artist/musician and you being...
2006-10-27 10:47:36 · 16 answers · asked by ? 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
fulltime mom, we'd take em for sure.
2006-10-27 10:49:44 · answer #1 · answered by CHRYSTAL I 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Engineering Student: Chuck Norris
2006-10-27 17:55:12 · answer #2 · answered by Bigfoot 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris finished high school and soon married his girlfriend, Diane Holechek. In 1958 Norris joined the United States Air Force as a Military Policeman and was sent to Osan Air Base, South Korea. It was in South Korea that Norris acquired the nickname Chuck and began his training in Tang Soo Do (tangsudo), an interest that would lead to black belts in Tang Soo Do, Tae Kwon Do, and Shinto-Ryu Karate, and a black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu; and the founding of the Chun Kuk Do ("Universal Way") form and the education associations United Fighting Arts Federation and "Kick Start," formerly "Kick Drugs Out of America," a middle school and high school based program intended to give at-risk children a focus point in life through the martial arts. When he returned to the United States he continued to act as an MP at March Air Force Base California. Norris was discharged in August of 1962. He worked for the Northrop corporation and opened a chain of karate schools, which Chad McQueen, Steve McQueen's son, attended.[3] On July 1, 2000 he was presented the Golden Lifetime Achievement Award by the World Karate Union Hall of Fame.
CHUCK WOULD WIN HANDS DOWN HE HAS THREE BLACK BELTS!!!!!
2006-10-27 18:06:05 · answer #3 · answered by Littlebigdog 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
does it matter, Chuck Norris allways wins...there is a great web site out there with all sort of great Chuck Norris punch lines...i'd also suggest the Kenny Rogers look alike page.
2006-10-27 17:51:10 · answer #4 · answered by Doctor J. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
...an intern. Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris ALWAYS kicks a$ $.
2006-10-27 17:50:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A sales person. I'll start in on a convincing, yet distracting, power point presentation to Mr. Norris on why he should just give up because you and I will surely overpower him. Then, you sneak up behind him and smash a guitar over his head.
It's kind of like that velociraptor attack method from Jurassic Park.
2006-10-27 17:58:23 · answer #6 · answered by Astrid79 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
chuck norris hands down.
you know what a crop circle is?
its chuck norri's way of telling corn, that sometimes it just needs to lay the fvck down!
2006-10-27 17:50:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Administrative Assistant/Part-time superhero... Chuck Norris is a bad **** but I think we could take him!
2006-10-27 17:57:21 · answer #8 · answered by annathespian 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
chuck norris hands down because he know's many different fighting styles
2006-10-28 05:13:01 · answer #9 · answered by jeangray26 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grandmother and musician. The outcome would be very easy to predict. We would have very clean clocks.
2006-10-27 17:56:25 · answer #10 · answered by karen wonderful 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i would be william hung the faithful banging ninga who can easily stop chuck norrises mega flying kicks with a chorus of my song she bangs
2006-10-29 23:31:08 · answer #11 · answered by teddybears 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋