2006-10-27 10:13:04 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Astronomy & Space
I was abducted by a race of aliens. They took me on their ship where they bathed me, fed me, gave me copious amounts of beer, massaged my back everyday, they left me a huge suite with a massive TV and all the porn I could watch. When I enquired as to where they were taking me, they told me they were taking me to their home planet, where I would be reveared and worshippped as long as I preformed a few simple duties. When I asked what these duties were they said I would find out soon enough, and for the time being to just enjoy myself. So I did. After 2 weeks on the ship, we came upon their home planet. We landed in a huge city with massive sky scrapers and flying cars. I was greeted by a large delegation of their government. I was sent to a lab where they conducted a few simple blood tests. I was given a penthouse suite at the top of the biggest skyscraper, the view was truly magnificient, all the taps poured out the best beer you have ever tasted, the fridge was full of all my favorite foods, a maid and a cook were assigned to me. The bed was like sleeping on air. The leader of the alien race came to visit me and informed me that their race was a doomed one, all the males had contracted a deadly virus and all were dead. She told me that I was their salvation, and that I must sppread my seed to 1/4 of the population, I asked about the 3/4. She then took me another suite where there were 3 other earth men, they too had been kidnapped and brought there. Starting the next day is when the real work began. 5 days a week 8 hours a day, all I do is hump, hump,hump. In the evenings though there is sollace, massages and beer, and I have become mates with the other captives. I worked through my 1/4 of the poppulation in 2 years, because I took my work seriouslly and got through my allotment first, I got a bonus to come back to earth to visit my parents for a month, but they are watching me, and I must go back next week. DAMN!!!
2006-10-27 10:44:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I meet a guy one time who told me a story about this large craft hovering over the field in front of his parents house. This was shortly before he was born. I said "You may be the product of some alien DNA test!"
He didn't like that. He was obviously annoyed at that idea. I think that idea had been creeping around his brain his whole life.
2006-10-27 10:31:48 · answer #2 · answered by RY33 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes of course. Many times. They were called Glenfiddich, Glen Morangie, Islay Mist, and Glen Grant. I'm sorry but I can't remember what happened, but I did wake up with a REALLY BAD hangover.
2006-10-27 11:00:08 · answer #3 · answered by Ghostrider 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Someone get a hold of Robert Stack
2006-10-27 10:22:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
One tried! His name was Ian and I was approached by him in a club - have eye balls the size of dinner plates, slurred speach, drool down his chin and something protruding from him trousers.
I RAN!
2006-10-27 10:23:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You can't get Yahoo Answers on the planet Zorg!!
2006-10-27 10:18:49 · answer #6 · answered by jayktee96 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I AM an alien! Here to abduct you all!
BWAHAHAHA
2006-10-27 10:36:01 · answer #7 · answered by Smo 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a lad i met at a pub... walking past his house on another day....he grabbed me off the street, dragged me into his living room and kissed my face off.......been married over 20 years now LOL
2006-10-27 10:22:26 · answer #8 · answered by geraldine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had an anal probe. I still can't sit down but I have good memories.
2006-10-27 10:21:01 · answer #9 · answered by GB 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, but I think my ex was an alien!!! Ha-Ha.
2006-10-27 10:20:43 · answer #10 · answered by nikki 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋