I would wear a cape and tights, fly around the world fighting crime, ***** slapping drug addicts and gays with my giant Bible. Telling them to choose Jesus and stop being so unmoral. I'll walk around with a M-16. And telling anyone that opposes me to get out of my face because they are stupid and I'm right (literally). Do you think I should do it?
2006-10-27 08:23:44 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
You could be super jesus.
2006-10-27 08:29:41 · answer #1 · answered by Where's the beef? 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I would like to be a liberal super-hero. I would don my red cape with no clothes at all, fly out from my nudist colony HQ's.... fight to make all drugs legal so that everyone could sit around blitzed out off their mind and draw a government paycheck. I would use my liberal powers to brainwash all teenagers to engage in sex before marriage by handing out condoms....and if they got pregnant I would telepathically transport them to the nearest abortion clinic. By my supreme liberalness I would outlaw any speech that highlighted my own stupidity, but anything other than that like ( except disparaging Christians) I would allow.
2006-10-27 15:39:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
**** no!
As a Democratic, Buddist, lesbian pot-head, I am greatly offended by your quesiton.
I do not belive in Jesus & I am not being immoral either, it is a free world & I have the right to live as I see fit.
Besides, who is being more immoral, the Buddist, herb-smoking lesbian, or the one going around & breaking 2 of "God's " biggest Commandments: 1: Thou shalt not kill, & 2: Thou shalt not take the Lord's name in vain.?
Give it up, fundie. I don't have to listen to your bullshit.
Anyway, if you are so against homosexuals, then why are you dacing around in tights & a cape?
I'm not sure, but that sounds a little fruity to me.
BTW, REPORTED!
2006-10-27 15:35:26 · answer #3 · answered by Lauren C.: Led-head 4 (∞) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thou Shall Not Kill
Only God Can Judge
You Are Not God
2006-10-27 15:27:21 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Are you really that thick? Do you know that unmoral is not a word. You might be a redneck if... you wrote this question.
2006-10-27 15:28:16 · answer #5 · answered by the Bruja is back 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Take this to a fantasy site. This is for politics.
2006-10-27 15:26:56 · answer #6 · answered by yupchagee 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think MAD TV has already produced such a character.
His name is Bible Dude.
2006-10-27 15:27:49 · answer #7 · answered by Tofu Jesus 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
No, just continue being the candy *** coward you are now.
2006-10-27 15:27:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes! By all means do it1
2006-10-27 15:34:43 · answer #9 · answered by daydoom 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Amen!
2006-10-27 15:28:16 · answer #10 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋