Hehe, I have plenty from my 2 boys....
2006-10-27 08:20:56 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
My son threw up all over me in the middle of the mall and I ended up crying instead of him...he laughed at me
2006-10-27 08:23:41 · answer #1 · answered by Cassey L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When my daughter was in Kindergarden. My mother lost an eye due to cancer. She had to quit her job ,she was a bookkeeper and could'nt see well enough.She had to draw unemployment benifits.Our family had a Sunday tradion of playing penny poker. Despite having the worst year of her life "she latter died from the cancer" My mother showed up at my daughter's school for Grandparents day. Each child .had a turn to introduce their grandparent. When my little darling got up she loudly annouced "My grandma is a one eyed gambler She does'nt work, she lives of other peoples money and I ,m goonah be just like her. By the way she is in college now. She still embarrases us. But we've learned a few tricks to get her back. Be sure to save very dorky pictures of your child, they are great to show to their dates!!
2006-10-27 15:45:02 · answer #2 · answered by Kimberly H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I took my daughter (16 at the time) to a pet store last year. I was looking at some salt water fish when she told me she wanted to show me something. I walked around the corner and walked into an aquarium on the floor with a huge snake in it. I screamed so loud the whole store turned and looked at me. The durn thing was a stuffed animal. Her and my friend were laughing so hard my daughter almost wet herself. She knows I hate snakes.
2006-10-27 16:44:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well the one thing that comes to mind is when my son and I (he was 4 1/2 at the time) went to visit a friend of mine. She is on the heavy side. Her and I were talking and my son interrupted and said mom how come you are skinny and she is so fat? I didn't know what to say. Thank god my friend didn't take it the wrong way. I felt so bad. After wards I explained to my son that that wasn't nice and people come in all different sizes.
2006-10-27 15:25:48 · answer #4 · answered by Jen G 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We were eating in an IHOP one evening, me, my wife and our daughter who was 11 at the time and I started to make her laugh which I could do very easily. All of a sudden she barfed her whole meal all over the middle of the table. Thank god we were done eating. Got up, paid the bill and got the heck out of there. That waitress really earned her tip that night.
2006-10-27 15:28:02 · answer #5 · answered by stevekc43 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When my son was 6, we were in a grocery store and the teenage male cashier had really bad acne. My son proclaimed loudly, “look mom, he’s got chicken pox!” My son had just gotten over the pox.
2006-10-27 15:28:46 · answer #6 · answered by karriepoo1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Opened the door on me when I was trying on clothes in a store. One of the dressing rooms that are like little closets out in the middle of the department? Yeah...there I stood, butt to the door attempting to stick my leg in a pair of jeans....lovely sight I am sure.
2006-10-27 15:23:15 · answer #7 · answered by kimmi_35 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My nine-month old daughter was shpooing with us.
Suddenly, she let out this hideous old man belch, a real grumbler. It ws a wonder she didn't turn herself inside out with that one.
Everyone looked at me. I pointed to the daughter.
"What a terrible man you are to blame such a sweet baby girl for your breach of manners!"
At least the wife knew the truth
2006-10-27 15:24:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was sitting in my car outside of the bank, and my preschooler was sitting beside me, waiting for a family member to come out.
A really obese woman walked by, slowly because of how heavy she was. My son turned around to me in total innocence and disbelief (he'd never seen someone so large) and said, "BOY MOM!!!!! IS SHE FAT!!!?!?!!"
I was SOOOO embarassed. I was amused at his innocence, but I was HORRIFIED for the poor woman. It was terrible.
Another incident, my mom has cancer, and had her wig on. We were dining at a nice restaurant. She felt beautiful, and it was a really nice place. My other son (who was about one and a half) at the time, leaned forward to kiss her.
She loved that, so she leaned forward to give him a little peck, and he SNATCHED THE WIG OFF OF HER SHINY BALD HEAD! I laughed so hard I started to CHOKE. She was shocked and tried to pry it out of his little hand, but that joker has a STRONG grip, and he SCREAMED bloody murder because he wanted to keep it. I thought I would need the Heimlich or something. Eventually she got it back, and we had to sit there and act as if it never happened, although all of us would chuckle whenever we looked his direction because after that, he kept his eye on her because he wanted that wig BAD!!!
2006-10-27 15:34:55 · answer #9 · answered by lilac b 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
when my son was small, and I was a single parent, he went to school (1st grade) and told his whole class that he saw my girlfriend and I having sex in the kitchen. It was very embarassing when his teacher phoned. I had to explain that we had only been kissing...it was difficult to look her in the face after that!
2006-10-27 15:23:29 · answer #10 · answered by robertm220 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋