As blond as Hitler; as slim as Goering; as tall as Goebbels; as handsome as Himmler; and as smart as Streicher ?
2006-10-27 08:17:37 · 13 answers · asked by FauxPas 2 in Social Science ➔ Anthropology
Oh yeah, that would be just dandy. Hate to break it to lizarddog01, but not only was Hitler not blonde, Goering was kinda chubby, and Goebbels was shorter than the Fuerer himself. And have you seen Himmler? They had to tie a steak around his neck to get the dogs to play with him. But I think that was all the point of the question.
No such thing as a perfect nazi. Its more like an oxymoron.
2006-10-27 08:24:05 · answer #1 · answered by Just 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hitler wasn't blonde silly. I'm the perfect looking nazi-aryan guy, except I'm only like 5'7". Just because I look nazi-ish doesn't mean I condone it. They were a bunch of freaks, and if you follow their beliefs, you probably are too!
2006-10-28 00:42:18 · answer #2 · answered by DustInCarroll 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I find the stupidity of some of the answers you got here unfathomable. I think well educated small school-children are truly more capable of understanding the witty irony in yr. Q than some of these animals. Very good question, and you goddamn fools, this person asking IS BEING IRONIC. He/she is combining all of the traits these nazis DIDN'T have yet advocated with vehemence, he/she is and putting them together to actually SHOW YOU bla bla bla bla bla... not even woth explainint to you idiotss
2006-10-30 14:51:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The term Aryan in fact historically refers to persons of descent near and around Persia. That was one of Hitlers many mistakes, refering to whites as "aryans". A "true Aryan" would look like a middle eastern. So any "nazi-aryan" would have severe identity issues.
2006-10-27 08:28:25 · answer #4 · answered by twistedpirateblade 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Good one! Wonderful sense of the absurd and the contradiction inherent in the system of the Third Reich. They all idealized this blonde, blue-eyed, musclebound statue of man that NONE of them embodied! Yes, I'd say they were all drawing up a "character" in a kind of D & D sense that none of them lived up to in real life!
2006-10-28 19:23:19 · answer #5 · answered by Black Dog 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2006-10-30 04:41:53 · answer #6 · answered by Mishrik 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check your facts Hitler wasn't blond,.
2006-10-27 08:22:58 · answer #7 · answered by lizarddog01 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
There is no perfect nazi-aryan guy.
2006-10-29 14:03:41 · answer #8 · answered by dredgekang 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who sets the parameters ?
2006-10-28 12:14:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are no 'perfect' Nazi-ariyan guys. Stupid idea !
2006-10-28 18:50:13 · answer #10 · answered by Jonnie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋