man was walking home alone one foggy night, when behind him he hears...
BUMP....
BUMP....
BUMP....
Walking faster, he looks back...
And through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.
BUMP....
BUMP....
BUMP....
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him...
FASTER...
FASTER...
BUMP....
BUMP....
BUMP....
He runs up to his door... fumbles with his keys... opens the door... rushes in.... slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes through his door... with the lid of the casket clapping...
Clappity BUMP...
clappity BUMP...
clappity BUMP...
on his heels... the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding... his head is reeling... his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH! the casket breaks down the door...
Bumping and clapping towards him...
The man screams and reaches for something... ANYTHING... but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
and....
(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)
The coffin stops.
2006-10-27 07:18:44 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
I 'm chuckling to myself so people don't think I'm nuts. Robitussin is the bomb! :)
2006-10-27 08:23:01 · answer #1 · answered by searaydreams 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur cute
thx for the boost on
friday
2006-10-27 14:48:01 · answer #2 · answered by ez-goin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, that wasnt the best joke i heard but, thanx!!, made my friday a little better.
happy friday to you!!! have a great weekend!!
2006-10-27 14:36:14 · answer #3 · answered by MICHELLY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good, didn't think it was gonna end that way.
2006-10-27 14:24:34 · answer #4 · answered by Tab 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.........O WOW
IT WASNT THAT FUNNY JUST SURPRISING...IF THAT MAKES SENSE LOL =) A FOR EFFORT THO..........
2006-10-27 14:22:34 · answer #5 · answered by K.A.R.A =] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, God, I can't BELIEVE I didn't see that one coming!!
2006-10-27 14:21:27 · answer #6 · answered by silvercomet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha cute joke...!
2006-10-27 14:21:26 · answer #7 · answered by musicgurl1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it.
2006-10-27 14:28:18 · answer #8 · answered by Rachel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋