The recorded vocal warning on the bus announces "Bus stopping at next stop- Please stand away from doors".Is that all doors in the world or do they save money by speaking like a Dalek?
2006-10-27 06:49:11 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Anyone who doesn't understand that the announcement is referring to the doors on the bus probably doesn't have the intelligence or sense to even board a bus.
2006-10-27 07:00:24 · answer #1 · answered by Fall Down Laughing 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No - that's a warning to stand clear of ALL doors as they can be pretty dangerous things you know.
Good old bus companies - not just after your money - but caring with it. I love them like I love my own folk.
2006-10-27 13:58:22 · answer #2 · answered by Phlodgeybodge 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once heard on the tube when blockage of the doors twice prevented them shutting - 'Please stand clear of the doors - they are the big yellow slidy things at the side of the carriage!'
Now that's what I call an announcement!
2006-10-27 15:27:06 · answer #3 · answered by mad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because my child ... everything is heading towards its own unique perfect destiny. Just as a knife fulfils its purpose by cutting well, human beings are fulfilled and happy when they are functioning well.
2006-10-27 13:58:01 · answer #4 · answered by A1bear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope
2006-10-27 16:54:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's to explain to those stupid school kids who block up the exit to KINDLY MOVE ASIDE COS YOU'RE BLOCKING THE WAY OUT!!!
2006-10-27 17:45:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋