The Dems. had such stress
Over that Monica mess
Then that dirty black dress
Caused Bill to confess
They begged her please
Stay off of your knees
But there's no hope now
Becouse of that cow
And Bill ,the louse, cost us Senate and House
We had no luck with Kerry
Or Dean screaming like a fairy
So Al Gore please stop smooching the trees
You shaved off your beard
But you still act weird
They can hardly wait
For Hillary to be the candidate
Trying to sound like a man
She'll do all that she can
To stand by her man
But Bill still might go far
If he doesn't smoke that cigar
Hope you like this rhyme
And get luckier next time
2006-10-27 04:25:47 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Elections
HORNDUPTX--Thak God I finally found somebody who'se worse at math than I am.
2006-10-27 04:44:00 · update #1
sorry for the typo 'who's
2006-10-27 04:46:08 · update #2
Thanx. I was feeling that my poems were not that good until I read yours.
2006-10-29 02:09:43 · update #3
The comment above was for WINDANDWA.
2006-10-29 02:11:28 · update #4
This is from an adult?
2006-10-27 04:28:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let's not forget the man
named Foley.
For what he did was
very unholy.
It is wrong for a man
that is wed.
To go to another
womans bed.
But for a man to say....
"Come here, you boy,
come and play, you see
I am a man of many
big powers
and we can play
for many long hours".
Whoever wins this race,
either by lies or
blemished tactics,
I hope they don't promise us
"NO NEW TAXES"
2006-10-29 00:53:29 · answer #2 · answered by windandwater 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roses are red
You Commies are blue-states
You're nothing but anti-American socialists
Go to hell you terrorist loving scum.
[hmm... I'll need to work on syntax and rhyme...]
[it's a joke, it's friday, it's a parody of the more zealous righties, have a beer on me.]
2006-10-27 11:46:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Our next Republican Poet Laureate has just been found..
Great Job...
Fantastic Poem...
2006-10-27 11:34:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
here is a math eqaution for you
2007 + DEMS x (CHIMP + IMPEACH = CHIMPEACHMENT) / WAR CRIMES TRIAL = JUSTICE FOR TRUE AMERICANS
2006-10-27 11:37:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good.
2006-10-27 11:28:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
they need more than that little diddy
2006-10-27 11:29:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋