A confused nine-year-old boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or
female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds,” Well God is both male and
female."
This confuses the little boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
"Well, God is both black and white."
This further confuses the boy so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"
At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers nonetheless,
"Honey, God is both gay and straight."
At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly
asks...
"Is God Michael Jackson?"
2006-10-27 02:53:11 · 20 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
no.. i really dont think God exist... i kno he does
2006-10-27 09:09:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hmm...interesting, so does that mean God can moonwalk??
And to answer your real question: I don't believe *A* "God" exists as in the Christian version of how they perceive "God". I tend to follow science. I'm not an athiest though, I'm an agnostic. I believe for someone to really be wise about knowledge, they'd have to agree with Socrates. "The only thing I know is that I know nothing", because gaining knowledge about anything, including "God" is not an absolute. Knowledge can be flawed, because most of our knowledge is based on perception, and as we all know, seeing is not always believing. Faith has no foundation in proof or logic. I'm a scientist, so have a very analytic mind, and for me to believe something, it has to follow a scientific method. Meaning, SHOW ME THE PROOF. Since, faith cannot be proven, I'm doubtful to accept it or believe it. The idea however, it stuck in my mind for further evidence to confirm it's validity. So therefore, about "God" I say, "I don't know", therefore, making me an agnostic. However, I DO tend to believe in evolution rather than creation. Evolution can be proven, it just can't be proven as the BEGINNING of all things. If you don't believe in infinite regress (like things just keep going further and further back in time with no end) then I'd have to go with some of the concepts of quantum physics that actually say something CAN come from nothing. They are like tiny pieces of atoms that come into existence and then disappear so fast that we can't really experience it, or grasp it's "existence". it just happens so fast that we can't really experience it, because it comes and then disappears. This could help explain the big bang theory. Have a nice day :)
2006-10-27 03:09:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke is older than dirt but Yes Michael Jackson is a God!!
♥♥We Love You Michael!!!!♥♥
2006-10-27 07:30:28 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
everyone can see God in anyway. you may believe in him or you don't. God can be male or female. depending on what you were told and how you see things, is how you will or don't believe in God. the Lord is there for everyone. remember that. and if you say where was he when this happened to me, remember fate? it's still there. and fate is a pain in the ***
2006-10-27 03:00:49 · answer #4 · answered by ajoop 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well we all have no idea what god is, unless ur dead he might be ELMO for all we know. He might or might not exsit therefore we are compelled to gamble with our souls :)
2006-10-27 02:56:10 · answer #5 · answered by Ray 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well.. God is not michael jackson.. and the summary of what the mother said is "God is everything!!!"
2006-10-27 02:56:06 · answer #6 · answered by g25_19_21p 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
God always exsist everywhere.
2006-10-27 02:58:13 · answer #7 · answered by Randisha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't believe in GOD
2006-10-27 02:55:10 · answer #8 · answered by midnightfolkuk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I don't THINK God exists, I KNOW He does.
2006-10-27 02:56:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao...good one. To answer your initial question - That all depends on what "God" you're referring to. I think something is out there...
2006-10-27 02:55:14 · answer #10 · answered by Momma Jette 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It exists for you if you believe in it.
2006-10-27 02:58:19 · answer #11 · answered by Ilya Ivanov 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋