Well, it is that time of year again, and I am being asked to put togethere the proverbeal Christmas Wish list from my mothere in law. She has a wild sense of humor, and normally, I am able to come up with anything to make her laugh. I have looked the net over and over for days to find a very fake, very creative, and very funny christmas list for myself(nurse) and husband( US Active Marine).
I get tired of being asked to make one each year, so I thought I would send a funny one, but I have a blank mind, and no resources on the net to find any....
I want SEVERAL, and by SEVERAL, I mean at least 20, each. I know thats a lot, so do not attempt it if its too much for you.
SHe is a pastor, she lives in MD, and had 4 kids....
Thinking caps on!! MINE MUST BE LOST!!!
Thanks to anyone who is helping me!!!
2006-10-27 02:45:58 · 4 answers · asked by Oorah Wife 3 in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
husband - orthopedic limb just in case, box of mre's cause they taste so good, jar of sand from some foreign country he's been to cause he missis it there, mail order bride - I can't think of anymore.
You - framed doctor's degree (cracker jack kind b/c you don't want to go to school), 100 lbs. of paper for next year's Christmas list, gift cards so you can buy other christmas gifts (must come two weeks early).
Hope I gave you a few good ones.
2006-10-27 02:57:06 · answer #1 · answered by Amanda SSS 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well, you say she has a wild sense of humor, so I'm thinking of a few wildly-unrealistic things to mix in with the rest of the list.
You could add one line on your list that just says, "Almost anything fun from Fantasy Gifts" (or some other adult-oriented store in your area).
A ride on the Space Shuttle.
Exotic vacation to Tahiti.
You get the idea. These will have the most humor value if you slip them in between really boring and inexpensive items, like a new set of coasters or something.
Maybe something like this:
http://cgi.ebay.com/4-FUNNY-CUTE-monkey-COASTERS-gr8-gift-4-monkey-lovers_W0QQitemZ200040629782QQihZ010QQcategoryZ565QQcmdZViewItem
Good luck.
2006-10-27 09:53:10 · answer #2 · answered by jplrvflyer 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Make sure that you are on the list, and make sure to include a spell checker for you on the list.
When you open the presents Christmas morning, and find a spell checker you will be overjoyed.
2006-10-27 09:53:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Try these sites. They're full of ideas
2006-10-27 09:56:35 · answer #4 · answered by o_my_cow2 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋