- Give me a pack of condoms.
- What size?
- I do not know...
- Well, take this board with holes, and go to the toilet and measure.
In 10 minutes the man comes back:
- I have changed my mind, I don't need the condoms. How much is this board?
2006-10-27 02:21:48 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lol
thanks i needed a good laugh to wake up to.
i wonder, did the guy get any splinters?
2006-10-27 02:24:36 · answer #1 · answered by april 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
good one. It is better without condoms, but unsafe unless you both know you don't have anything that will not wash off with soap and water, or want to have children. Hubby had a vasectomy, and that was the best thing he ever did.
2006-10-27 02:28:42 · answer #2 · answered by munesliver 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Having sex without condoms? Aren't you scared of STDs like AIDS, hepatitis B and C? I strongly recommend no one ever have sex without a condom.
2006-10-27 02:30:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol ,funny but true and sex is better without condoms during and then worrying afterwards depending on who you just had it with.
2006-10-27 02:27:08 · answer #4 · answered by Ming R J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Much better... but you got way up your options....
slightly better sex.... or dying a painful death from some AIDS related desease....
mmm... a real toughy that 1 is!
find a partner... get tested together... then stay faithfull and shag without protection untill it falls of from natural causes!
2006-10-27 02:27:09 · answer #5 · answered by mikhail_luh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am with Mikial here. find a faithful partner. i can't reach that peak with a condom or it take extremely long. so i prefer without.
2006-10-27 02:29:31 · answer #6 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny sex is allot better without condoms.
2006-10-27 04:00:05 · answer #7 · answered by daveyboyone 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe
I prefer condoms
but in the heat of the moment w/o
2006-10-27 02:25:33 · answer #8 · answered by smbrennan24 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Absolutely better without. Although not very safe. Have a great day and thanks for the laugh.
2006-10-27 02:28:54 · answer #9 · answered by Sexy-n-Hot 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you have against them? Does the rubber chafe your palm?
2006-10-27 02:26:20 · answer #10 · answered by Who Am I 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋