I would like to know the answer to this, because I can never find them.
2006-10-27 02:11:18 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
potheads smoke 'em
2006-10-27 02:12:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a mom of three, and here's your answer. First, a number of them are gone before the load ever hits the wash, dropped on the floor instead of in the hamper and thrown out mistakenly. Second, if you overfill the machine (or even if you don't), a few will overflow the basket and end up permanently in the dead space between the washing drum and the machine housing. The remainder are lost in the dryer; stuck in the corner of a fitted sheet which you then fold- or not- and put into the linen closet.
2006-10-27 02:16:47 · answer #2 · answered by Shari Savage 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some go to sock heaven, others join the circus and become puppets. Actually its a conspiracy by the sock industry. Every other sock is made to disappear (similar to disappearing ink and threads that disintegrate easily), thus forcing you to keep buying more socks....true story.
2006-10-27 18:47:10 · answer #3 · answered by Its not me Its u 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The good ones go to a happy land where they lay safe and snug in the sock drawer.
The bad ones go to a place where they are worn on really stinky feet inside really stinky shoes and not allowed to come out, until they are being forced to perform in inane little skits as sock puppets.
2006-10-27 03:00:42 · answer #4 · answered by Lady Ettejin of Wern 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't "let" my socks die. I cut some of them up and use the inside of them for polishing rags for my car. And the rest I sit and imagine putting in my neighbors big mouth because she never quits yelling at her husband & kids! Did that answer your question?
2006-10-27 03:07:11 · answer #5 · answered by Republican!!! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The is a secret sock society that only lets in single socks.
2006-10-27 02:16:02 · answer #6 · answered by soxy190 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They go to the "Sock zone"
You should collect single socks over time, and once in awhile try to match them up in pairs while singing...
I was a fool to ever leave your side
Me minus you is such a lonely ride
The breakup we had has made me lonesome and sad
I realize I love you 'cause I want you bad, hey, hey
I spent the ev'ning with the radio
Regret the moment that I let you go
Our quarrel was such a way of learnin' so much
I know now that I love you 'cause I need your touch, hey,
Hey
Reunited and it feels so good
Reunited 'cause we understood
There's one perfect fit
And, sugar, this one is it
We both are so excited 'cause we're reunited, hey, hey
2006-10-27 02:14:34 · answer #7 · answered by DanE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old socks never die they just smell that way
2006-10-27 02:13:48 · answer #8 · answered by jackie j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They go to a mysterious island off the coast of Bermuda where all the other lost things go as well (hence the Bermuda triangle)! My socks told me about it, so if you don;t believe it, take it up with them.
2006-10-27 02:16:11 · answer #9 · answered by getshorty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good socks go to the dryer; bad socks never get out of the washer.
2006-10-27 08:13:28 · answer #10 · answered by madmike 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They go to the sock trash after we say a little "It's been wonderful having you so close to me - you have warmed the soles of my feet- bless you" and than we toss them away and bring in the new! hehe
2006-10-27 02:14:19 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋