Yesterday someone sent me a recording of a phone call where a drunk bloke rang a woman who had advertised a set of drawers for sale and kept asking her if there was ever any shite or diarrohea in the knickers in the drawers. It was hilarious - I was in tears. Have any of you heard it?
2006-10-27 01:25:57 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Consumer Electronics ➔ Cell Phones & Plans
i wasnt sent it ut my brother in law left his phone upstairs while i was showing his dad how to use his mobile and to steal stuff via blutooth and stole loads of files off my brother in laws phone and as we were lookin at them we found one of him trying to have sex but he was so drunk he couldnt 'perform' and was getting mad and shoutting at his 'lil charlie' (he named it too)i was so embarrased that i had just got this on his dads phone.
2006-10-27 01:39:22 · answer #1 · answered by only me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i got this one about a man who had fooled some guys trying to swindle him by telling them to fly over to new york (won't mention from where for the sake of not spoiling a country's name), and promising to pay them whatever they've spent on flight. so these guys fly to new york and called their "victim" from a hotel (they were that confident they'd nailed some1). the "victim" actually is in scotland and when he tells 'em, they don't believe him but continue threatening their victim who by this time is laughing his butt off...this definitely pissed the swindlers off cos they hung up.
but the "victim" hadn't had enough of 'em, so he calls d operator to link him to the last number he received (the operator actually gives him the number and u can hear him scribbling it on a paper). he then calls them back and starts going at them about how stupid they are (he calls them "mugu", kinda means stupid if u follow the convesation well) and really gets on his swindlers nerves SO BAD that they start saying they'll come kill him, it's at this point that he tells 'em he's in d UK, not new york...he was able to fraek this guys out cos they kept saying "f*** U U F***KIN' BASTARD, F*** U, F*** U" and u could tell they had become frustrated and pained that they'd been "swindled themselves.
the whole thing lasted about 20minutes...this is pure comedy men, i hope u guys get to hear it sometime soon, it was cool.
2006-10-27 04:02:30 · answer #2 · answered by leksyd-online 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I left my phone bluetooth on in a pub a couple of times! and someone bluetoothed me a pic of their willy! i was amused but kinda disgusted! it was amusing cos i was out with the girls and we were looking around to see if there was anyone who looked like they had a little one but couldnt tell! kinda sick thuogh! and it happened again when i forgot to turn the bluetooth off again, that tiem i was with my man though!
funny stuff!
2006-10-27 01:28:48 · answer #3 · answered by caroline17nov 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Havent heard of it. I got a "willy" song its these litle willies and boobies dancing around singing in a high voice. thats pretty funny! also i put it on in a pub, and some stranger called deepthroat lol, sent me the HI HO song! lol x
2006-10-27 01:31:01 · answer #4 · answered by ms_jaffa_cake 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I havent heard of that one, it does sound funny though!!! My favourite one is one my brother sent me. Its an american advert of twin foetus's in the womb. One of them is singing 'the final countdown' and the other one is complaining about it. It makes me laugh so much when I watch it!!!
2006-10-27 01:29:31 · answer #5 · answered by Emma W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no but i've been sent by by my neice a recording of the seven dwarves singing HIHO (and very rude it is too....about sex, crack and splash etc etc etc) cant tell you it as its very explicit but absolutely hilarious.
2006-10-27 01:29:25 · answer #6 · answered by heleneaustin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A phone call ???
2006-10-27 03:00:26 · answer #7 · answered by swenson0 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋