Well, that's the season over. Five productions, all fantastically received. Sad to part but remembering this happening will gladden their hearts. Our stage was steeply sloped, what we call the tilt, and I had to throw a tennis ball to the actor at the back. One night he missed it and the momentum caused by the tilt shot the ball to the feet of the front row. Quick as a flash I called out "May we please have our ball back.?" The house erupted with applause and there was an almighty scramble by the front row to be the one to oblige. Happy days (Mostly nights, actually)
2006-10-27 01:15:42 · 11 answers · asked by Spotlight 5 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Theater & Acting
How about looking to the wings and shouting "New balls please?"
2006-10-27 01:24:52 · answer #1 · answered by Kaypee 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about "15/ Love"
2006-10-27 08:33:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was that the wittiest thing you could come up with "Can we have our ball back"? Spotlight, I don't believe you - you're funnier than that.
Are you doing Panto this year, by the way?
2006-10-27 08:21:45 · answer #3 · answered by Hello Dave 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's out - 15 - love
2006-10-27 08:32:46 · answer #4 · answered by Joanne E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well done and congratulations.You were certainly in the spotlight with that response!
2006-10-27 08:20:11 · answer #5 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nick is that you?
I didn't drop the ball you threw too hard.
:)
2006-10-30 21:25:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Bollocks you c*nt, can't you f*cking catch the sodding ball for once you miserable bastard? Now I've got to ask some **** in the audience to throw it back!"
2006-10-27 19:48:27 · answer #7 · answered by George D 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
you're asking a hypothetical question... so, does that really count as a "question" on yahoo questions & answers?
2006-10-27 08:23:32 · answer #8 · answered by christy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Damn, foreigners. Don't even know how to catch a ball."
2006-10-27 08:19:12 · answer #9 · answered by angrysandwichguy1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, luvvie.
2006-10-27 08:25:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋