2006-10-27 01:07:22 · 19 answers · asked by brainlady 6 in Sports ➔ Olympics
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2006-10-27 01:08:42 · answer #1 · answered by Greatwhitefett 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The cell phone Olympics! Conduct full cell phone interaction while performing the following activities:
Event Schedule:
1. Cell Phone NASCAR - drive 500 miles while conducting chatter on your cell phone - penalty for quiet time. Some of you are naturals for this. This is conducted on US Hi-way 95.
2. Cell Phone BATHROOM - men's and women's divisions - some people just can't put that thing down!
3. Cell Phone Door to Door - see how many people you can visit with a cell phone in your ear.
4. Cell Phone Locker Room - separate from the bathroom. No camera phones please.
5. Cell Phone Treadmill. Nothing beats a nice loud cell phone ring to wake me up when I'm in mid stride on the treadmill next to yours.
6. The Finals - bash the cell phone knob - that's where you commit an incredibly inconsiderate act on your cell phone and chastise the poor fool who had the nerve to tell you to hold that crap down - he doesn't want to hear about that international business deal you pulled off before breakfast.
2006-10-27 15:51:56 · answer #2 · answered by Action 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The 100, 200, 400 and 800 metres Wife carrying races!
2006-10-27 01:13:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
For the Olympics, surely it must be...
Bribery... whoever gives the biggest bribe, without being caught by hidden camera, wins the gold.
After all, the Olympic committee have already been practising, but keep getting caught.
2006-10-27 07:02:09 · answer #4 · answered by Micky Most 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Completing application forms without mistakes.
Booking appointments in advance at the doctors, then gambling on what's going to be wrong with who by the time it arrives.
Quickest to get chlamydia.
Tonsil tennis.
Dinner queue racing.
Beat the postcard - post the card and arrive at the destination before it does.
Racist olympics - on your remarks, get upset, drivel !
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2006-10-27 01:22:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think they should have an all drug Olympics. This will allow athletes to fill themselves up with performance enhancing drugs without the stigma of being caught. Just think of the entertainment; it would be a complete freak show, with men the size of trucks competing.
2006-10-27 01:12:26 · answer #6 · answered by Never say Never 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Female mud wrestling has a charm about it. However, welly throwing after a compulsory 10 pints of lager would pull in the punters!!
2006-10-27 01:30:00 · answer #7 · answered by Cheeses of Nazareth 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've said it before and I'll say it again: GOLF! If you can give me one reason why golf isn't an Olympic sport, I'll give you blood from a turnip.
2006-10-27 03:04:45 · answer #8 · answered by Special nobody 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As we all know almost all sports are already invented however a new idea would be swimming in a dry pool...
2006-10-27 01:13:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Syncronised armchair aerobics...
How well well each nations team can change the channels in unison, lift up one cheek to stratch it and how fast they can find some loose change hidden behind the cushion.
Its a winner
2006-10-27 01:09:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Snooker and Rugby great sports!
2006-10-27 11:15:12 · answer #11 · answered by Bo V 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋