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"It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your azz out all day long". By the Cherry Bombs.

2006-10-27 00:22:30 · answer #1 · answered by shirley e 7 · 5 0

A Muse's song titled Megalomania has this (somehow funny) line:

"The good news is she can't have babies..
And won't accept gift from me.."

Now that if you think this song is about a mother with babies then you are wrong. It's an anti-religious song. That's what makes it funny and wicked.

2006-10-27 00:24:44 · answer #2 · answered by BotaXupeR 3 · 0 1

"I saw two shooting stars last night
I wished on them but they were only satellites
It's wrong to wish on space hardware
I wish, I wish, I wish you'd care"

One verse from 'A New England' written by Billy Bragg, sung by the late great Kirsty McColl.

2006-10-27 07:43:44 · answer #3 · answered by SteveNaive 3 · 1 0

a beastie boys track called "remote control" from "Hello Nasty" 1998

i don't mean to brag
i don't mean to boast
but i'm intercontinental
when i eat french toast


(later in the song)

dogs love me 'cuz i'm crazy sniffable!


bless those beasties-each one of 'em! :)

2006-10-27 00:34:34 · answer #4 · answered by scantron 3 · 0 0

its a whole song by Tenacious D called F*ck her Gently:


But fellas listen close.

You don't always have to f*ck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you gotta make some love
And f*ckin give her some smooches too.
Sometimes you got to squeeze,
Sometime you got to say please
Sometimes you got to say hey,
I'm gonna f*ck you softly,
I'm gonna screw you gently,
I'm gonna hump you sweetly,
I'm ball you discreetly.

Then you say hey I bought you flowers
Then you say wait a minute Sally
I think I got something in my teeth
Could you get it out for me?
That's f*ckin TEAMWORK.
What's your favorite position?
That's cool with me
It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you.
What your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it but
I'll order it from Zanzibar.
Then I'm gonna love you completely,
Then I f*ckin f*ck you discreetly.
Then I f*ckin bone you completely
But then I'm gonna f*ck you hard.
Hard

2006-10-27 00:27:55 · answer #5 · answered by ruck_1978 2 · 1 1

Snoop Dogg - Gin and Juice

Heah hah hah!
Im serious ***** one of yall ****** got this *** motherfuckin up
Aiy baby, aiy baby... aiy baby get some bubblegum in this ************
Steady long, steady long *****

Verse one: snoop

With so much drama in the l-b-c
Its kinda hard bein snoop d-o-double-g
But i, somehow, some way
Keep comin up with funky *** **** like every single day
May i, kick a little something for the gs (yeah)
And, make a few ends as (yeah!) I breeze, through
Two in the mornin and the partys still jumpin
Cause my momma aint home
I got bitches in the living room gettin it on
And, they aint leavin til six in the mornin (six in the mornin)
So what you wanna do, sheeeit
I got a pocket full of rubbers and my homeboys do too
So turn off the lights and close the doors
But (but what) we dont love them hoes, yeah!
So we gonna smoke a ounce to this
Gs up, hoes down, while you motherfuckers bounce to this

Chorus: repeat 2x

Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice
Laid back [with my mind on my money and my money on my mind]

Verse two:

Now, that, I got me some seagrams gin
Everybody got they cups, but they aint chipped in
Now this types of ****, happens all the time
You got to get yours but fool I gotta get mine
Everything is fine when you listenin to the d-o-g
I got the cultivating music that be captivating he
Who listens, to the words that I speak
As I take me a drink to the middle of the street
And get to mackin to this ***** named sadie (sadie? )
She used to be the homeboys lady (oh, that *****)
Eighty degrees, when I tell that ***** please
Raise up off these n-u-ts, cause you gets none of these
At ease, as I mob with the dogg pound, feel the breeze
Beeeitch, Im just

Chorus

Verse three:

Later on that day
My homey dr. dre came through with a gang of tanqueray
And a fat *** j, of some bubonic chronic that made me choke
****, this aint no joke
I had to back up off of it and sit my cup down
Tanqueray and chronic, yeah Im ****** up now
But it aint no stoppin, Im still poppin
Dre got some bitches from the city of compton
To serve me, not with a cherry on top
Cause when I bust my nut, Im raisin up off the cot
Dont get upset girl, thats just how it goes
I dont love you hoes, Im out the do
And Ill be

Chorus

Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice (beeotch!!)
Laid back [with my mind on my money and my money on my mind]
Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice (beeotch!!)
Laid back [with my mind on my money and my money on my mind]

2006-10-27 00:31:50 · answer #6 · answered by ryang 2 · 0 2

jimmy crack corn and i don't care

2006-10-27 00:21:48 · answer #7 · answered by justaguess 2 · 0 2

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