pssst,brits.just avin a bubble with the yanks!
2006-10-26 20:43:03 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
He wanted to give us an opportunity to learn geography. If he put all the oil here, we'd never even admit that the rest of you exist.
2006-10-26 20:45:33 · answer #1 · answered by Kuji 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Like it! Coz he wanted them to pull together with Blair, fake an anti-terror war and seize the rightfully owned oil. America would have done better if they saw that episode of the Simpson's when the school finds oil, and Mr burns opens a slant drilling Co. and pumps the oil right from beneath it!
2006-10-26 20:53:04 · answer #2 · answered by Robakai 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God fell a sleep when he was distributing oil he put in under different countries and also made Americans think that all that is oil is theirs for taking.
After waking up he realised his mistake and created the 2 BUSHES and sent them forth to claim it back.
2006-10-26 23:15:40 · answer #3 · answered by ashok kumar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God didn't put oil under different countries. Dead stuff that decayed in what was then a swamp did.
Psst, just a Transformer havin' a bubble with the human
2006-10-26 20:48:28 · answer #4 · answered by RNH 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because GOD is not an American. He's Jamaican. He smoke ganja and create the beautiful clouds. Each time he pees that makes the ocean and rains. The oily substance from his dreadlock - that's where oil come from and it's all over his worldly head. Why me worry man?
2006-10-26 20:58:34 · answer #5 · answered by click-it! 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He thought it would be a good idea at the time, but hadn't figured on things going so badly wrong as they have. Who would have thought the Americans would have elected such a person to run their affairs ? Oh - they didn't, he just fiddled the numbers ! That explains it, then.
2006-10-26 20:47:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
We purchase oil from different international locations. we don't lay waste to them to get it. that's merely what liberals say, using fact they do unlike united statesa.. it extremely is too capitalistic and would not provide them adequate unfastened stuff.
2016-11-25 22:56:42 · answer #7 · answered by duffield 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nunoyvgvn... Awi said
if this is considered humour in the UK no wonder you guys are so behind.
well if we're that far behind your gov wont be asking for our help with the next country they decide is ripe for regime change
Question is pure class PMSL
2006-10-26 20:52:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
In order to encourage cordial international relations, of course, and spread demockery around the world.
2006-10-26 20:53:39 · answer #9 · answered by Sun is Shining ❂ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
so they could live their dream of people from all over the world bringing OIL as tribute to the 'best' country in the universe!!
and to slow them down from wrecking the world from emmissions and pollution! well in god, nice one my son
2006-10-26 20:46:13 · answer #10 · answered by Mr Gravy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋