Hey can anybody help me?

Question

I just need to know why it is that i find it hard to insult ppl and think of good enough comebacks and the give me tips on how to insult ppl and how to comeback. plz? thx

Answer 1

Tell them if brains were money they'd be on welfare.

Answer 2

Are you serious? How old are you? Insults and good comebacks are for insecure people. How about being sincere!! Sarcasism will make and keep only people who are the same way. Surround yourself with people who bring out the best in you and you will not need comebacks.

Answer 3

Well for some people having a quick come just isnt there style. I know sometimes when someone says something to you an you have nothing to say back you feel like an idiot , an after they walk away you can think of stuff to say an think i wish i had said that or this.. Being quick an witty comes with age as well. I woul suggest reading some books on come backs. Like there is an excellent series out there called " Snaps". Starting off with that sort of thing will teach you how to snap back when someone snaps at you.

Answer 4

Well I think you picked the right name . You get more flies with sugar .

Try complimenting people first then when you get close enough with them
you can play with the insults .

Answer 5

WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO INSULT PEOPLE? DO YOU LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE INSULT YOU?? BE GLAD THAT YOU ARE NOT GOOD AT DOING THIS, THAT MIGHT MEAN YOU ARE A NICE PERSON. IF PEOPLEA ARE INSULTING YOU, JUST SMILE IN THEIR FACE. THAT IS THE BEST COMEBACK!! THEY WANT YOU TO GET MAD AND THEY WANT TO PUSH YOUR BUTTONS BUT WHEN YOU SMILE AT THEM, WOWOWOW, YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THAT DOES TO THEM!! TRUST ME ON THIS. DONT STOOP TO THEIR LEVEL, YOU ARE A BETTER AND BIGGER PERSON THAN THAT!! REMEMBER, SMILE!!!!!!!!!!