How many children leave out milk for Santa? How much milk do they leave out? Now multiply...
2006-10-26 15:11:36 · 13 answers · asked by devmorg1 2 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Other - Science
A good guest-imate here:
Theres 20 million homes in the UK. I'll guess theres 4 or 5x that each in the US and Europe. Guess about 4m in Australia
4m
20m
100m
100m
So 224,000,000 glasses of milk (about 56 million litres)
(+ or - a few million other Xmas celebrating countries)
Strange question all the same, I just thought I'd be clever and answer it!
2006-10-26 15:17:10 · answer #1 · answered by Wattsie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, let me state for the record that I do exist. Second, you are assuming that I do the whole thing in one night. Actually it takes several months of my time to do the job. It just seems like one night in your time, Without getting too technical, the time difference is due to Stellar and Quantum mechanics.
On average each home leaves about a half pint of milk. The total comes up to several thousand gallons world wide, and an average of 5.757904 cookies per household. Plus, some stops include hot Chocolate and others leave egg nog(both fortified and non-fortified.)
Santa only likes two kinds of cookies.
Store bought and home made, and I enjoy every drop of milk and every crumb of cookies.
Santa
2006-10-26 22:51:16 · answer #2 · answered by SANDY CLAWS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes he drinks ALL the milk and eats ALL the cookies. And the reindeer eat the apples left for them too. And the Easter Bunny eats the carrots left for him. And he goes down ALL the chimneys if there is one and if not he just magically puts the gifts under the tree. Magic, magic, magic. Don't try to figure it out.
2006-10-26 22:21:40 · answer #3 · answered by jelly-bean 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not physically possible. All the accumulated saturated fats from the milk and the excessive amount of glucose from the cookies would kill him from a heart attack. Besides, he's not in a great shape to begin with...
2006-10-26 22:18:34 · answer #4 · answered by musical902003 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its no wonder why Santa is fat (i doubt all those glasses are skim milk)
as for where does Santa relive him self... that's why you don't want to be a bad little boy or girl... or he uses his full bladder to extinguish all them chimney fires that are still burning.
2006-10-26 22:59:32 · answer #5 · answered by Beef 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's physically impossible for a human to drink a whole gallon of milk.......within an hour(?) without throwing up...
Well then again, Santa's magical. Chug chug chug!
2006-10-26 22:58:25 · answer #6 · answered by ssj4gokugirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and don't forget the cookies..
what do you mean "if" Santa exists ? ..of course he exist..who do you think eats the cookies and drinks the milk?
2006-10-26 22:47:13 · answer #7 · answered by Dfirefox 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he is real and he is drinking all the milk, the question should be:
WHERE IS HE TAKING A PISS?
2006-10-26 22:17:12 · answer #8 · answered by Dexter Lives 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do you know he drinks the milk? he could be lactose intolerant, and takes the milk home to the elves.
2006-10-26 22:16:47 · answer #9 · answered by Mastershake 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes
Santa has magic...he can get down chimneys and back up...so he can eat and drink all the cookies and milk and yes in order to do it all in one night...he freezes time!!!
HO HO HO
2006-10-26 22:21:33 · answer #10 · answered by Psycmixer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋