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I need to build a bigger congregation. Financially, I am just barely staying alive.

2006-10-26 12:22:46 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

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Oh, yes. But Disco may be too limiting. Perhaps a nostalgic theme would work better. Maybe, Gazzaries on the Strip for Salvation, or Winterland of the Blessed Virgin (?). Whiskey a Go Go for God. All of us that can remember (acid flash backs help) those places would be first in line to pay for redemption. Everything is show biz. Ergo, if you are really going to "sell the product" you need a hook. The guy on the cross is just soooo 3rd century. Dump him.

You may want to include the younger crowd. They all have debit cards. Maybe on Wednesday you could do Hip Hop to Haven Night. Thursday could be Rap (yo mama a hoe) Yo Way To God night.

I think you have something here. You may want to consult with MTV It's all in the marketing. Praise the Lord

2006-10-27 10:00:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Not bad,how about Electric LadyLand,a Hendrix album.
Our Lady of the Electric Kool-aid acid.

2006-10-26 12:53:00 · answer #2 · answered by Rich B 7 · 0 0

That tells me precisely what kind of a pastor you are!

2006-10-26 12:26:31 · answer #3 · answered by Nikolas S 6 · 0 0

Perhaps San Fran-CA can support that lifestyle.
names don't matter-message does..

2006-10-26 12:26:15 · answer #4 · answered by cork 7 · 0 0

no

2006-10-26 12:26:22 · answer #5 · answered by cherie118 2 · 0 0

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