And dont give me links to sites. Because I'll pick the most origanall joke on here... Doesnt matter what its about. Just has to be funny and Original
2006-10-26 10:50:35 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She was very pretty and he liked her a lot. One day, he met a new girl at work. Her name was Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous.
He began to like her and after a while it became obvious that she was interested in him, too. But, he was a loyal man and he wouldn't get involved with Clearly while he was still going out with Lorraine.
He decided that there was nothing for him to do but to break up with Lorraine and date Clearly. He planned several times to tell Lorraine, but he couldn't bring himself to do it because he didn't want to break Lorraine's heart.
One day as they were walking along the river bank, Lorraine slipped and fell in to the river. The current carried her off and she drowned. The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off, smiling and singing ...
"I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone ..."
2006-10-26 10:53:52 · answer #1 · answered by TBird 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma So Stupid,She Took Advice From Me!
Yo Momma So Fat,She Jump Over Wal-Mart,Triped Over K-Mart,And Landed Right On Target!
Hope U Like These!
2006-10-26 17:55:20 · answer #2 · answered by M!stakenMe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One is a song, and another is a Michael Jackson joke.
Number 1:
(Sung to the tune of 'Ibelive I Can Fly')
â« I belive I can die, â«
â« I got ran over by the Ice Cream guy, â«
â« All I wanted was a popsicle, â«
â« Instead I ended up in a hospital . . . â«
Number 2:
Q: What does a television and Mchael Jackson have in common?
A: They both can get turned on by three year olds.
That's all I got.
2006-10-29 00:22:32 · answer #3 · answered by xinnybuxlrie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why. She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the woman is." The boy pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger 'units' than his dad. His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the man is." Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play. Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly told his mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach ..... and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets." ; )
2006-10-26 18:08:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi got a superhero one. superman is bored always saving the day. he decides to take the day off, not sure what to do he remembers the dinamic deuo so he flies over to gothem city. sure enough he finds batman and robin but alas thay can't get away because of the joker. so flying away he remembers aquaman, so he flies down to the beach soon he sees aquaman.
speaking with aquaman batman soon realizes that he is own his own. aquaman is too busy saving a school of whales. totaly frustrated superman fly's out over the ocean soon he spots an island, then he sees WONDERWOMAN nude sunbathing!! so he thinks he will just fly down and put one to her at the speed of light and just fly off and no one would be the wiser. so he does.
then as he is soaring away and all happy with himself and all , meanehile back on the beach the invisable man jumps up off of wonderwoman and wonderwoman ask's what was that?? the invisable man say's i don't know but my a--hole sure hurts!
2006-10-26 18:20:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there where 3 guys and they died and met saint peter at the gates of heavan and he was holding a book.
he said in this book i have how many years u were married to ur wives and how many times u cheated on them. im gonna ask u how many years u were married and how many times u cheated and based on ur answers is what kind of car ull drive in heavan.
so the first guy stepped up and said i was married to my wife for 5 years i cheated twice and she forgave me. saint paul said alrite u get a pinto.
the second guy walks up and says i was married for 15 years i cheated on my wife once and i told her and she forgave me. saint paul said alrite u get a linkin.
the 3rd guy steps up and says i was married for 50 years and i loved her with all my hart and i never ever cheated on her not even once. saint paul says thats wonderful u get a jaguar.
so then the 2 guys who got less nice cars are driving around dissen the other guy cuz he got a better car untill they see him sitting on the stree corner and crying.
they go up to him and say whats wrong man u got the best car u got the jag whats wrong? and he says well i just saw my wife and she was on a skateboard!!
2006-10-26 18:10:30 · answer #6 · answered by broken flame 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok people might flag this as being racist but it was sent by my BLACK friend. yes black. so if SHES comfortable with it. get over it......
a black baby was given wings by god. the baby then asked, does this mean im an angel? god laughed and said" naw n!gga u a bat"! happy halloween
2006-10-26 18:07:15 · answer #7 · answered by scion_xb_girly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats the last thing to go through a fly's mind right after it hits a cars windscreen??
...............
his asshole
2006-10-26 17:53:02 · answer #8 · answered by Spike2012 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O.K. how much do pirates pay for an ear-pierced?" A buck-an-ear,....
2006-10-26 17:55:28 · answer #9 · answered by lucinda h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋