I broke my leg, and I need a beautiful lady to look after me. Would anyone like to volunteer? Alternatively, can anyone suggest a good source of helper monkeys or guide dogs for me? I'm not blind, I'm just lazy.
2006-10-26 10:47:41 · 11 answers · asked by kevin m 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
I will be your carer and give you sponge baths and do everything for you as long as you give me something in return........like sex.
2006-10-26 10:59:10 · answer #1 · answered by fajita 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Broken leg is not enough to justify a helper. Learn to use the crutches. Get off your backside and have some pride.
2006-10-26 10:51:07 · answer #2 · answered by Steve K 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Looker after person? Sheesh!
2006-10-26 12:46:06 · answer #3 · answered by huggz 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i would if you paid me very well, say £25 an hour.lol but i dont think my hubby or daughter would be too impressed cuz then who would do all the cooking,cleaning and looking after people in my house?
2006-10-26 11:01:05 · answer #4 · answered by only me 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
So you broke a leg some don't have a leg use your crutches get used to it
2006-10-26 10:58:34 · answer #5 · answered by Bernie c 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd help...but I can't be bothered......I'm a mother, a housewife, a cleaner, a counsellor, a carer......just don't have the time!
2006-10-26 10:54:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry to hear you broke your leg.
I would volunteer, but don't think hubby would approve!!!!!!!
DIY springs to mind
2006-10-26 10:51:56 · answer #7 · answered by classychick 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
DIY that will be good for you. learn to hop. good luck x
2006-10-26 12:13:20 · answer #8 · answered by debbie 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
www.nurses.org
2006-10-26 10:51:34 · answer #9 · answered by Omega 015 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
and stupid
2006-10-26 10:49:14 · answer #10 · answered by Maid Angela 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋