Whats the worst or funniest thing you have done when drunk?

Question

I have heard of people taking a pee in their parents wardrobe.

But what have you done, or been told you did the next morning.

there is a big 10 for the best one

Answer 1

when i was 18 .. was very drunk and was caught giving my bf at the time an intimate suck outside the local pub by my mothers best friend .. best thing is i stopped to say hello to her then carried on .. !

Answer 2

I went out for a few drinks with my friends and had far too much. I laid down, my head and the room was spinning. I felt sick and staggered up to vomit in the sink (I knew I wouldn't get to the loo in time). I was sick and went back to bed. Next morning there was sick all over the radiator, I had changed my bed to a different place in the room the day before I got drunk and forgotten so turned the way the sink used to be :( The stink when the radiator was on lasted for weeks despite constant cleaning!

Answer 3

I was on my way home from a leaving do (mine), and was busily staggering down the road, when suddenly I needed to p1ss.

I crossed the road and went into the local park, unzipped and urinated into a hedge, all over a couple of teenagers having sex.

I never realised that you can run when you are that drunk. But I got away and got home in one piece. I think I'd sobered up too (although I had to have two days off work - just because I was leaving!).

Answer 4

Going to my next-door neighbours new years doo, I got so drunk I couldn't see, had an argument with a tree (The sad thing is, I actually lost that argument, but I don't remember what I was arguing about), claimed I was God, air-guitared for three hours (to which my mum STILL has the embarrasing DVD) and on top of that, it took me three hours to get home (And I only live next door to this family) I was told I crawled home that night.

Answer 5

I met a guy when I was pissed - I vaguely remembered him as being gorgeous looking and when he phoned next day I arranged to meet him in my local. I told my mates about him, got all tarted up and when he walked in he had come straight from work complete with white jacket. Thing is, this guy was no doctor or dentist - he was an italian ice cream man and had parked the van in the car park. I said I was going to the toilet and left a bit sharp xx

Answer 6

Well my Best Friend had a bad break up with her BF and wanted to get drunk so we got a 12 pack of Bud Light from her older brother (we where 16 approx) We went up to a apartment of my friends and I think I slammed like 7 of them down in a very short period of time. Well I passed out on the floor and I those bastards left me!! So anyway I woke up puking a some point during the night and fell back asleep for maybe a hour. I got up and seen the mess (hardwood floor) So thinking quickly I took off my shirt to clean it up. Well I gathered up everything that got soiled and went downstairs to find myself topless (no bra) in the center of town across the street from the local grocery store. I don't think anyone seen me throwing the soiled articles into the trunk. I jumped into the drivers seat and drove home which was only 3 miles away. I tried to sneak in as quietly as possible but there she was MOM. waiting up for me worried and here I am standing in the front door covered in puke reeking like beer and topless. Needless to say she didn't believe my story at all even though it was the truth. I am so glad I can look back on it and laugh because it is a wonder she didn't kill me! LOL ahhhh the good old days!!

Answer 7

Whilst drunk I dived (read bellyflopped) from a first floor (if American read second floor) balcony onto a love-rival's crap fiesta. Upon rolling onto the tarmac I discovered his free-from-Esso fuel filler cap had popped out, so I took a big piss into his nearly empty tank!

I explained about half an hour later that my bruises were sustained from a bunch of thugs trying to nick said Fiesta. Love-rival appreciated my effort, I got the girl and next morning he had to ring his dad for a tow!

Answer 8

Where do i start. Humped a fat bird a couple of times went with a hooker for oral got caught with policewoman on horseback.

Pissed in plants in the middle of a party. Plant on window ledge above couch people sitting on couch.

Worst thing kicked about thirty wing mirrors of cars in Ibiza, the next day we could trace our path home by the damage on the vehicles.

Also did the usual fighting eyebrow shaving pubes cellotaping hair. putting condoms up folks bum with a pen. Once I did a number two in a girls fancy russian hat around winter time.

My mate pissed in her handbag, when she came back from toilet she thought someone had poured a pint in it.

Also done the toothbrush and photograph one whilst on holiday. Take a photo of you sticking the toothbrush of the person whos camera you are using up your bum and let him develop it when they get back home. difficult now with digital of course.

Answer 9

Once upon a time I made a move on the boss's wife, she was only a year older than me....well, we ended up all over each other and it turned out that the boss really didn't care since he was messing with the receptionist!
It took me 6 months to get another job and get rid of her always calling me demanding sex!!!

Answer 10

mine are not as good as some of these but i got so drunk on my works due a couple of christmas's ago when i left with my new b/f and all my work mates i decided i needed a wee in the middle of town and i pulled my dress up round my neck, no thong or bra and wee'd on the floor on a saturday night in town in front of about 300 people from work but was told the next day while very hungover (at work, how embarrassing) that i was talking to my mum telling her how i was going to stay at my b/f's so i could get a good fcukin etc etc in graphic details and there was a copper standing above me who i told to be quiet while i spoke to my mum and after putting the phone down on her and stood up asked him what the hell he though he was doing in the ladies toilets!!!! they still wont let me live it down and ive not worked there for a year. but i didnt get done for indecent exposure, thank fcuk


BUT my hubby spent £300 on a new phone, that night got drunk witht he lads and got up to go the loo, i woke thinking he had left the tap on and found him pissing in the carphone warehouse bag all over his new phone, it didnt work so that was funny as for me