He constantly tells me to do stuff that isn't always nice and sometimes I'll wake up and he's staring at me.
2006-10-26 10:42:08 · 19 answers · asked by Js_5 5 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
If he's speaking Spanish, you're screwed.
2006-10-26 10:45:11 · answer #1 · answered by Melissa D 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Generally, monkeys can't talk. However, if yours does, you might want to see about getting him on Letterman or something.
He's probably staring at you because he can't figure out why two animals that are so similar have such different sleeping arrangements.
Does anyone else hear your monkey talk? And are we talking about a primate? Or is "monkey" a euphamism for some body part of yours? Hmmm.....
2006-10-26 17:47:29 · answer #2 · answered by foolery_tom 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm this is a new one... are you sure it is your monkey or a over active imagination we all like to think our pets can communicate with us but i never knew of a monkey that could talk, unless you have thought it sign language and if u have then my hat is off to you my freind for your patience and understanding, if not maybe your imagining it
2006-10-26 19:27:27 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well the monkey is obviously smarter, so you should listen. If he is staring it must mean you are very bad.
2006-10-26 17:49:15 · answer #4 · answered by crct2004 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you taking medication?????? This sounds like a joke, I have a mental health degree, and never heard anything Of this sort except in cases of schizophrenia disorder. If this is real seek medical advice.
2006-10-26 17:52:51 · answer #5 · answered by Valerie R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well make sure his medication is right and if he starts telling you to do things that are illegal than its time for the monkey shrink
2006-10-26 18:01:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its perfectly normal for you. you probably smoked too much and are too stoned to tell that monkey to f off. thats fine! if it makes you happy go ahead.
2006-10-26 17:50:34 · answer #7 · answered by fukuoka 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This wouldn't be the one-eyed monkey that usually resides in your pants would it?
2006-10-26 17:51:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's normal but you have to show him who is the boss. Spank your monkey.
2006-10-26 17:49:41 · answer #9 · answered by Dolby21 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, as long as it does not involve underage monkey sex...
2006-10-26 17:47:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww! you have a monkey? oh, well the monkey is pesest!!! ha ha ha ha!!!! really i think he is in a bad mood,,, did you do anything to him?
2006-10-26 18:10:07 · answer #11 · answered by Jordyn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋