Compare and contrast squirrels and bears?

Question

I have a homework assignment and one of the questions it tells me to do i to compare and contrast squirrels and bears. Plz help

Answer 1

Once upon a time, a squirrel went to relieve himself next to a trail in the woods. Whilst squatting and grunting, a huge bear strode up next to him and started doing the same. Very much afraid, the squirrel said nothing, but the bear looked down and said, "Hey, you ever have any trouble with the poop sticking to your fur?"
"No," said the squirrel, still afraid he may become the bear's next pile.
"That's good," said the bear. Then he picked up the squirrel, wiped his butt with him and walked off into the woods.

But seriously now folks:
Both mammals, both woodland creatures, both hibernate.
Size difference, bears eat meat and plants, squirrels mainly herbivorous. Bears are predatory to humans (in a small way) humans predatory to squirrels (mainly south of Mason Dixon line).

There's a start.

Answer 2

They both climb trees. Well at least some bears climb trees. They share the same color. There is even white squirrels (Olney Illinois) and white bears. I bet ya that a bear would eat every thing that a squirrel would eat. The two animals are hunted for game.

Answer 3

Normally I don't answer homework questions but this one amused me. Squirrels and bears can both climb trees. Both have decent claws. Squirrels need to wear down their teeth but bears don't. Squirrels do not need to kill or stalk their prey but they do bury it for storage. Bears have to stalk their meals and eat it immediately. Probably because meat won't keep. Bears hibernate; squirrels don't. Both are cute but you certainly wouldn't encourage a bear to come to you to get a snack.

Answer 4

well, as i hear it when squirrel and bear were in a forest, they both felt the urge to take a dump, so they found a comfey rotten log and hunkered down to do their business. Bear asked squirel, "do you squirrels have a problem with s h i t sticking to your fur when you are done?" squirrel replied, "well, no, we squirrels don't have that problem. What do you bears do about it?" bear grabbed the squireel and wiped and replied, "we use squirrels."

Answer 5

both = mammails
s= eat acorns

b= eats berrys and fish hiberenate
and use ur brain

Answer 6

squirrils are small creatures with long tails and some can fly.
Bears are large and can't fly.