the pig was purple
the pig was toothless
the pig was very very FAT!!! :)
2006-10-26 10:05:53 · 36 answers · asked by Jamie 1 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
I would follow him and look into his eyes, smile, fart and walk away.
2006-10-26 10:13:30 · answer #1 · answered by izzy988 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hopefully I'd wake up because if I'm awake and I start seeing toothless, purple, fat pigs that smile at me and fart I'll have to admit myself to a psychiatric institution!!
2006-10-26 10:09:15 · answer #2 · answered by msnite1969 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd fantasize about pork chops and bacon. My revenge on the "Little Purple Farter" would be far worse than the expulsion of gas.
2006-10-26 10:09:58 · answer #3 · answered by Oklahoman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would laugh, then hesitate, then try to catch the pig so I could either pinch or kick him or her then run.
2006-10-26 10:08:09 · answer #4 · answered by brystal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The amityville horror. (jody was originally a pig.)
2006-10-26 10:14:17 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would take him or her back to the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and put it on top of the Piggly Wiggly sign!
2006-10-26 10:15:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my bro loves pigs so id take him home and give it to my bro cuz his bday is comn up. and everythin would work out fine cuz we have land that is good 4 animals
2006-10-26 10:09:30 · answer #7 · answered by blank 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would tell him to get back in his patrol car and call his boss at the police station.
2006-10-26 10:07:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nothing.........but I just wouldn't drink so much the next time. Or eat that cheese before bed!
2006-10-26 10:07:50 · answer #9 · answered by scotslad60 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait that was that was the first guy to break my heart. Was his name Craig?
2006-10-26 10:19:14 · answer #10 · answered by muzicfreak96 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋