I don't care who with, but she must be a woman. Any ideas on how I can do it and get away with it?
2006-10-26 08:31:17 · 78 answers · asked by Breaking hearts since 1977 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
easy, if you live in a a big enough city.
There has got to be loads of places to meet women, hell, bars around a college are great, as long as your in some semblance of in shape.
also, you need to get a 2nd cell phone.
and never, EVER, give out your day to day cell phone, that's the dumbest mistake most guys make. Better yet, always be sure to get there number never give yours. If they think your hiding something, then you give them the 2nd cell number,
2006-10-27 03:36:30 · answer #1 · answered by klgemini29 2 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Well I am not going to be mean although I think that is wrong for u to cheat on ur wife but if You want to you should cheat on her with someone you work with or someone you haven't known for a long time so therefore she won't feel hurt is she finds out because it wasn't some one she knew and someone she has a good relationship with. Then When u do this do not give them your numbe if you want to continue to sheat on her. You get her number and call her from a payphone or make your call simply anonomous! Then you are in the clear give up no home address not a real name or any information that she can trace on the computer for all backround info. That might sound weird but some women do that so you have to just think about wat u going to say and everything cause one but of information can lead to a lot of things!
2006-10-26 08:38:02 · answer #2 · answered by brownsugacookie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh, good grief. Put aside all of the moral and ethical considerations (dear heaven, your poor wife. If she has any idea what she's married to and stays, she's a nitwit. If she doesn't know, then you're not a man, just a mobile penis). There are practical issues here.
Think about this for a second (you don't care who with?). Any woman who will sleep with you has to be the sort of woman who would sleep with a married man. Capisce? Not picky. I don't care what you look like or how much money you have (and let's face it, there are women who will just because a guy is hot, or holding - the less hot, the more money he has to have). There is no way to have an affair with a married man without being the sort of woman who would sleep with a married man, unless he's also a liar, in which case, even more ick. Even so, she's likely to have been around before you, even if she doesn't know you're married.
So let's say you don't care, so long as she'll do it. What, pray tell, are the chances she hasn't done it before (watch out for women who say "I've never done this before." They have)?
Di-sease. Can you say "penicillin won't kill everything?"
How about telling your wife you are done with her, so she can find someone who respects and loves her, and won't betray her trust or lie to her?
"Get away with it?" So your question is, "I have no morals, no scruples, no honor, no decency, no dignity - all I have is a wife I don't care about and a reproductive organ I can't control. How can I bag some (1) scary easy or (2) clueless female without repercussions?"
You can't, dude. You can not. Let's say you're psychotic and can do this and look yourself in the face, and look your wife in the face, despite betraying her, your vows, and exposing her to disease... the chances you will catch something you can't cure with pills or a shot is very high. Very high. I have friends who are nurses - the stories they tell would make your package drop off.
Which might be safest for everyone.
2006-10-26 08:42:39 · answer #3 · answered by peculiarpup 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Forget the cheating. Write a book about your want instead. Albert Ellis wrote a paperback "The Civilized Couple's guide to Extramarital Adventure" in the 1970s, probably costing about $2. If you try to get it on Amazon now, it will cost you $48 at least.
2006-10-26 15:50:15 · answer #4 · answered by alnitaka 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a loser.. Dont you realize how torn your wife will be? Don't you even care?? Dude, you're putting her life in jepordy, she married you because she loves you. She trusts you. She doesn't expect you to hurt in in that traumatizing way. She left her family to be with you and this is how you treat her?? That's such a huge waste of her time.. I seriously feel bad for her. Terribly bad. I just hope your ready for the hell she'll possibly put you through..
Yeah go ahead, **** any woman you'd like. But that's definitely a very inconsiderate and heartless move.
Guys like you create paranoid, hateful, slutty, broken, insecure, crazy women. And I mean crazy..
Don't play with fire unless you 'think' you can handle the burn.. because Carma hits like a ***** bro...
but that's none of my business -_- lol
2015-06-03 18:53:49 · answer #5 · answered by Taylor 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Before I got married, I got cheated on a lot. It really really really sucks. Not only do you have to imagine the man you love , loving someone else....but suddenly you feel like a great big FOOL. I would much rather my husband tell me he felt this way so we could figure out what to do next. At least have respect for your wife, even if you don't love her.
2006-10-26 08:45:55 · answer #6 · answered by kiss me 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Don't do it. Think of all the bad things that could happen - you could get an STD on top of all the other problems this will create. How could this affect your family, your job, your life? It may seem like fun to think about cheating but once you enter that arena, the consequences go into action. You will never regret staying faithful, but you will always regret cheating and it could cost you much more than you think.
2006-10-26 08:35:06 · answer #7 · answered by Tatochka 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL i am just dying reading all these self rightiouis beeoches answer you! No sense of humour - though they are making me laugh out of my chair! And i bet half of them cheated on their own mates this morning
I say
break it off with you wife.....coz yes all these rightious beeeoches are correct you are a slight doushbag ( but then again - who isn't) and go have ten affairs!
2006-10-26 13:28:12 · answer #8 · answered by zigzagidiot 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tell ur wife ur going on a business trip and then meet up with ur side chick and yeah cheat
2015-08-04 17:25:57 · answer #9 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the answer to this one is easy: DON'T. You married her for the good and the bad, and how dare you even consider cheating on her. Are you really that selfish that you are willing to destroy your wife's life and self esteem so you can get some cheap thrills? People like you ruin the sanctity of marriage. At least do HEr a favor and get a divorce instead of crushing her like that.
2006-10-26 08:34:31 · answer #10 · answered by iittghy? 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Look at all these stupid broads.........then they wonder why guys cheat. Like the one guy said, try craigslist. That's a pretty good answer. Or just go to a bar on the other side of your town or one in the next town. Tell the wife you need to work late or you need to help a buddy move or something.
2006-10-26 08:36:02 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋