A teacher asks her class if anyone could use the word 'indefinitely' in a sentence. Little Johnny raises his hand at the back of the class.
But the teacher knows he's a trouble maker and that he doesn't know the answer, so she calls on Jim.
Jim replies, "Due to the weather, school was canceled indefinitely."
"Good" the teacher replies. "What about you Jenny?"
Jenny says, "Since the bus broke down, transportation has been stopped indefinitely."
The teacher then says that the sentence was too much like the other one, and asks if anyone can use it in a different way. So there's Little Johnny waving his hand again. And the teacher thinks... (Maybe he really does know the answer), so she calls on him. Johnny stands up and says,
"As I felt my balls slap against her a*ss, I knew that I was in definitely!
2006-10-26 08:17:52 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LOL, good one, I like little Johnny jokes.
2006-10-26 08:19:53 · answer #1 · answered by la_southern_femme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Johnny needs to be smacked.
2006-10-26 15:21:00 · answer #2 · answered by Ashley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha great one!
this is just one of the first answers by saint Jimmy Wazza 4812 since i got my accounts cancelled
2006-10-26 15:20:54 · answer #3 · answered by saint_jimmy_is_back!! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Somehow I knew that was coming hehehe! Nice one!
2006-10-26 15:20:23 · answer #4 · answered by lilbigred12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Not bad!
To answer your question,...in AND out repeatedly until it's time to lite up that cigarette!
2006-10-26 15:21:46 · answer #5 · answered by Mental Floss 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-10-26 15:20:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! Funny one!
2006-10-26 15:25:09 · answer #7 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eww! Tee Hee hee! ^_^
2006-10-26 15:26:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....that ones in definitely
2006-10-26 15:22:03 · answer #9 · answered by Dianna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-26 15:21:19 · answer #10 · answered by Jen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋