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He drank too much, his brain was scrambled and the cool wall felt good against his naked shell.

2006-10-26 07:20:47 · answer #1 · answered by MЯ BAIT™ 6 · 0 0

Constipation

2006-10-26 14:24:43 · answer #2 · answered by Diesel Weasel 7 · 0 0

He was scoping out the country side looking for some sweet egg to ask out on a date. He didn't fall either, he was pushed. Probably by the other jealous dudes that didn't want the competition from him. I mean, who could compare with a cat with such a melodic name. (smile).

2006-10-26 14:12:38 · answer #3 · answered by bignellmedic 2 · 0 0

I dont know, the last time I looked, the eggs were in the fridge not sitting on a wall. He was just asking for it.

2006-10-26 14:20:41 · answer #4 · answered by skybluebabyboo 3 · 0 0

He had been standing cuz he was mooning the neighboring kingdom, but he got tired so he had to sit down and take a rest.

2006-10-26 14:09:51 · answer #5 · answered by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 · 2 0

That's why all the King's horses and men were tring to put him back together for, to find out why. But I have it on good authority that he was part of those Roswell aliens, sping on us

2006-10-26 14:22:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He was rebelling against his parents who told him not to sit on the wall.

Hard head makes for a soft a**

2006-10-26 14:11:01 · answer #7 · answered by jordan_30241 5 · 2 0

he was taking a survey... wanted to know how many villagers would ask him why he was sitting on a wall

2006-10-26 14:15:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

because humpty dumpty was fat and he couldn't move

2006-10-26 14:11:17 · answer #9 · answered by ariel 2 · 1 0

you have a funny picture! you know where the avatar is suppose to be LMAO!!!!! im laughing hard right now! keep that im going to look at it everytime i have a bad day!

2006-10-26 15:09:05 · answer #10 · answered by AMANTILLADO 2 · 0 0

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