He is currently in hospital recuperating from the eye surgery..He loves to make his family and friends feel at ease, so he jokes all the time. It is also his way of dealing w/ the seriousness of the situation. I can't think of a single humorous line , let alone a joke..
2006-10-26 06:42:19 · 5 answers · asked by thewizard 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
First the joke...How did the burger propose? Answer: With an onion ring.
Second...I've had eye surgery myself-a corneal transplant, so I can kind of relate to your friend. How did he lose his eye?
2006-10-27 10:09:44 · answer #1 · answered by postcardtrader 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have a couple of story joke. but i will need to email you off the side. Just email me with your email, and I will email you every joke that i have. hope your friend feel better
2006-10-26 06:46:57 · answer #2 · answered by ken401lam 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I"'ll keep an eye out for ya
2006-10-26 06:50:20 · answer #3 · answered by whymewhynow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your funny story jogged my memory of this one -- i suppose this one is "blank" however its as much as you susan used to be in sunday university and he or she in no way appreciated to pay awareness, so the boy subsequent to her helped her out by means of waking her up whilst the nun used to be watching.. the nun requested the category "who's the son of God?" the boy poked susan who screamed out "JESUS CHRIST!" the nun smiled and mentioned "well task.. who's our lord?" the boy poked susan once more, who blurted "God!" the nun smiled once more and mentioned "you're on a roll susan.. what did mary to her husband after she had jesus?" the boy poked her a different time, and he or she stood up and yelled "IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ON MORE TIME, ILL BREAK IT OFF" oh and this one :) is the cleanest one i might believe of knock knock shipment shipment who? auto pass beep beep
2016-09-01 03:01:31 · answer #4 · answered by stults 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-78000-266493
2006-10-26 06:49:52 · answer #5 · answered by !kyradarkmoon! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋