2006-10-26 06:26:13 · 7 answers · asked by hockeyhunny2 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
What do you call a skeleton in a closet..
A blonde winner of hide and go seek!!
2006-10-26 06:30:09 · answer #1 · answered by PegBundyWannabe 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When my son was a baby I was changing his diaper and my 3-year-old niece who doesn't have any brothers was watching me and said to my baby, "Don't worry Brady, one of the days that thing will fall off and you'll be a girl too." :) I thought that was funny......hope you start feeling better soon.
2006-10-26 13:30:13 · answer #2 · answered by bradys_mommy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How do you confuse a blonde? Give her a bag of M&M's and tell her to put them in alphabetical order.
2006-10-26 13:28:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if girls with big boos work at hooters, do girls with one leg work at ihop?
so, yeah, i was walking down the street one night and i passed a grave yard. suddenly i heard a 'bump- bump- bump' behind me. i turned and saw a big coffin chasing me! 'AAAARRRRGGG!' so i starting running towards my house. 'BUMP BUMP BUMP!' right behind me the coffin was chasing me!
just as i thought my lungs would burst i see my house and run up the porch and in the door. 'whew!' i was leaning against the door when i heard 'BUMP BUMP' up my front steps! 'OHHH NOOO!'
so i start running up my stairs just as the coffin comes bursting through the door! the force caused the door on the coffin to swing open so as it chased me up stairs it went, 'CLACKITY-BUMP CLACKITY-BUMP CLACKITY-BUMP!' i got to the top of the steps and locked myself in the bathroom. desperately i looked for something to defend myself with. just as the coffin broke down the bathroom door my hand landed on the cough syrup. i threw it at the coffin and the coffin stopped!
2006-10-26 13:37:05 · answer #4 · answered by onlylove41 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to www.you tube.com and then go to scare tactics and you will see some funny stuff there. I always find funny stuff there.
2006-10-26 13:37:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to www.funnyjunk.com
they have hilarious stuff.
2006-10-26 13:43:58 · answer #6 · answered by sanfrandisco 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GERMAN VIRGIN???
Good-n-Tight.....LOL.
2006-10-26 13:30:00 · answer #7 · answered by Maria 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋