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I hear ya bro. My cat won't return my credit card. There's kitty toys every where!

2006-10-26 05:19:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

first, cats are sneaky-so you gots to be sneakyer (good word, huh). pretend you're asleep, watch where the cat gets the keys from when he/she sneaks out of the house.
problem solved.

NOW- if the cats a female, well, basically, you're screwed dude. we all know females are really devious, so even if you find out where she hides them she ain't gonna let you havem, so avoid the hassle--go buy a new car.

2006-10-26 12:26:57 · answer #2 · answered by dulcrayon 6 · 0 0

Clean your house of all catnip. Soon enough your cat will need a fix and will be more than willing to give you back your keys!

2006-10-26 12:30:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

tell him to hand over the keys or the scratch post gets it!

2006-10-27 13:48:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

there is more than one way to skin a cat

2006-10-26 12:18:00 · answer #5 · answered by fn_49@hotmail.com 4 · 0 0

try kicking him to death

2006-10-26 12:18:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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