and what's your favorite quote from him/her?
Mine? Its a tie between George Carlin & Dennis Leary.
2006-10-26 04:37:14 · 21 answers · asked by Jenster*is*flipping*you*off 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"alotta f" don't be a jerk, everyone else answered nicely, maybe you should too.
2006-10-26 04:46:10 · update #1
lol captain trips found me
what a douche.
2006-10-28 04:43:14 · update #2
dave attel
"so im at a bar and i see a beuatiful girl sitting having a drink,im thinking great im going to go bother her. she turns to me as i said hi and she has a shiner (black eye) im thinking great this b itch doesnt listen. some mcdonalds nuggets ,fries and a couple of lies later we are at my apt and im doing her doggy style,its not the way i planned it ,its just how she passed out"
2006-10-26 04:41:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
George Carlin
2006-10-26 11:40:14 · answer #2 · answered by Rim 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jenster, you are a douchbag yourself. And an @$$whole I might add. I am sure you are a loser with your trashy tattoos.
Dennis Leary is pretty funny, but George Carlin sucks just like you.
2006-10-27 15:22:00 · answer #3 · answered by Captin Trips 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chris Rock, Richard Pryor and Dave Chappelle.
2006-10-26 11:40:55 · answer #4 · answered by Ahbeeee 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't really have a favourite, but I just have to point out something about Dennis Leary:
HE STOLE BILL HICKS' ACT WORD FOR WORD.
Seriously, get your hands on some Bill Hicks, he has better delivery and he's just plain old funnier. Dead though, but funnier.
"All around the world, people are screaming Revolution! Revolution! In Texas, they're scream Evolution! Evolution! We want our thumbs!"
2006-10-27 11:02:30 · answer #5 · answered by people are scum 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jack Benny.
A master of the carefully timed, pregnant pause, Benny and his writers used it to set up what is popularly believed to be the longest laugh in radio history. In a sketch calling for a street robber to accost Benny, demanding, "Your money or your life!" Benny paused, and the studio audience — knowing his skinflint character — laughed loud and long. The robber then repeated his demand: "Look, pal! I said your money or your life!" And that's when Benny snapped back without a break, "I'm thinking it over!" This time, the audience laughed louder and longer than they had during the pause.
2006-10-26 11:40:20 · answer #6 · answered by RIDLEY 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Red Skelton, hands down.
Favorite quote: "All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. " (from "1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said," )
His characters like 'The Mean Widdle Kid,' 'Freddie The Freeloader' and my personal favorite, 'Clem Kadiddlehopper' are classics that have been emulated but never equaled.
How I miss him.
2006-10-26 11:52:50 · answer #7 · answered by ax2usn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wanda Sykes
2006-10-26 11:40:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jeff Dunham
2006-10-26 11:38:44 · answer #9 · answered by ParamedicFireman 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
George Carlin. So many good quotes, I can't even list them all.
2006-10-26 11:39:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Richard Pryor or Eddie Murphy (old school Eddie)
2006-10-26 11:40:12 · answer #11 · answered by deesel_12 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋