Funky tasting spunk?

Question

My ex-girlfring tells me that my 'spunk' is very sour. Has anybody had these experiences? DO any of you know a way to make the taste more pleasant, does it indicate bad health? It's really making me self-conscious.

By the way, we didn't break up because ofmy lovely culinary delights.

Answer 1

your diet will change the taste. processed foods, cigarettes and alcohol are the worst for your spunk. pineapple juice (most fruit juices) is great for some savory spunk. health does matter too. it sounds funny, but keep your teeth (and general mouth care) clean and avoid gingivitis, it will affect your entire body. lots of fluids in general. good luck!

Answer 2

Have you ever heard the old saying "you are what you eat"? In fact it still holds water in that certain foods can contribute to the taste or smell of your semen. No, eating garlic 5 minutes before doesn't but eating it regularly over a period fo time will. And the same is true of many foods that typically have a noticable taste or smell.

There isn't much to be done except try to moderate your diet to cut down on those items which might be contributing and of course increase intake of the nice stuff. Of course to diminish th eunpleasantness fo your semen, maybe your partner could add something to your penis during oral sex to offeset the unpleasant taste fo the semen. How about whipped cream or peanut butter or any nice creamy food she can find in yoru cupboard that she really likes? And no I am not kidding here, if she doesn;t like your output either she needs to improve her pleasure or she will cut you off so open the cupboards and let her decide what pleases her palate.

Answer 3

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Funky tasting spunk?
My ex-girlfring tells me that my 'spunk' is very sour. Has anybody had these experiences? DO any of you know a way to make the taste more pleasant, does it indicate bad health? It's really making me self-conscious.

By the way, we didn't break up because ofmy lovely culinary...

Answer 4

Ignore her. A man's semen is not supposed to be candy or ice cream. It naturally has a sour & alkaline taste - from the amino acids & other substances which comprise it. It comes with the territory. don't you be ashamed of this or apologetic in any way to your GF.

but it helps if you don't drink booze, don't smoke, don't do ANY drugs or prescription chemicals into your body. Drink lots of water & sweet juices, Take chlorophyll liquid daily mixed into cold water. these help.

However, God made your semen to have certain characteristics, and one ofthem is a particular sour, pungent, alkaline taste (similar to ammonia) That's life. A man's spunk doesn't have to be the next HAAGEN-DAZ flavor of the month.

Answer 5

"Smell & Taste Good For Her" from:
http://ca.askmen.com/love/love_tip_100/100b_love_tip.html

Although there is no scientific evidence to prove any of the following claims that are believed to improve the taste of your semen, they are nevertheless widely believed among drinkers and squirters alike.
Believe it or not, many of the things that affect body odor are believed to affect the taste of semen as well. For instance, alcohol and coffee are believed to give semen a bitter, pungent taste.

There are many ingredients composing semen, and its makeup is the same from man to man. Here are a few of the constituent elements: vitamin C, calcium, chlorine, cholesterol, citric acid, creatine, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, vitamin B12, and zinc.

So what effect will all this have on her waistline? Well, not much of an effect at all. The caloric content of the average ejaculate is estimated to be approximately 5 to 25 calories -- hardly the most fattening meal.

As well, cigarettes, garlic, onions, broccoli, and cauliflower are also believed to alter the taste of your love juice. The cigarettes need no explanation; you're inhaling fire, let's get real. But because the aforementioned foods tend to have a distinct odor, it's believed that they will affect the way you taste.

If you're dehydrated, pig out on spicy foods or are taking medication, these factors may also contribute to an uninviting flavor. So maybe you should take it easy on Mexican delights and start downing water like there's no tomorrow.

What To Eat/Drink:
Plums
Oranges
Lemons
Limes
Cilantro
Spearmint
Grapefruit
Green tea
Beer
Pineapple
Mangoes
Chamomile tea

What To Avoid:
Broccoli
Brussels Sprouts
Spices
Coffee
Chocolate
Cigarettes
Asparagus
Chemically processed liquor
Onions
Garlic
Dairy Products
Red meat

Considering most guys are avid meat eaters, keep in mind that red meat apparently makes semen taste more acidic. Hmm, nothing like the taste of acid to end off a wonderful night of sexual fun.
To sweeten up your inner load, drink plenty of pineapple juice, and eat bananas and papaya. Their sweetness results in yours. And of course, lest we forget that parsley can do wonders for men worldwide -- it eliminates body odor, freshens breath and improves the taste of seminal fluid.

Fruits like kiwi, watermelon, celery, and pineapple are all said to make semen taste lighter. Beer and coffee are believed to have something of an opposite effect, and could leave her with a bitter taste in the mouth. Alkaline-based foods like meat and fish produce a buttery taste, while acidic fruits (cranberries, blueberries and plums) produce a pleasant, sugary flavor. Most liqueurs will do the same, while dairy products can make for a foul taste because of their high bacterial putrefaction levels.

Always keep in mind that everyone has a distinct taste and even if you do all these things, she might still find the taste of your fluid repulsive. But if she's more than willing and able to sacrifice for the greater good, then have her down a mint before she makes her way down south.
The mint will serve to hinder the flavor of your semen and will simultaneously provide you with indescribable sensations.

Answer 6

Your not getting enough natural sugar in your diet. Drink lots of pineapple juice. You wont be able to keep the women away from your spunk trust me ;-)

Answer 7

Probably something you eat a lot, thing of something you eat a lot and try leaving it out totally then ask her what it tastes like. Maybe it's just strong and she familiarises it with sourness.

Answer 8

Semen flavour is effected by diet. Try pineapple juice. My ex-gf told me it made mine taste GREAT after about a week of drinking the stuff. Good luck!

Answer 9

It's about your diet. My ex-girlfriend said the same thing, and had me drink grape juice to change the taste.

I have no idea what made the difference, but she said it was better afterwords. Thank you, Cosmopolitan Magazine!

Answer 10

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