"Tastes like burning!"
2006-10-26 04:06:40
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answer #1
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answered by praehunter 2
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I love hommers interaction with his own brain and other internal organs! Way too many to list but here are some, enjoy!
HOMMER: Who made all these phone calls...?
Brain: Be quiet, I can remember
HOMMER: I'm asking marge!
Brain: just be quiet, i might have been us, just sign the cheque and i will release some endorphins
HOMMER: (scribbling on cheque frantically) aaarrrr!
HOMMER: i may never drink again...
Liver: Yaaaaaaay!
HOMMER: (punches liver) Owww! My liver hurts! (whimpering)
Brain: Tell a lie, tell a Lie!
HOMMER: (to Lisa) I have a small role on a Broadway musical, its not much but its a start
Brain: Bravo (Sarcastically, clapping)
2006-10-26 03:42:02
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answer #2
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answered by Robakai 3
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So many to choose from
"hi diddly hoe" Flanders
"Ha Ha" Nelson
"Doh" Homer
"Egcelent" Mr.Burns
"Eat my shorts" Bart
"MMM Burger" Homer
My favorite of the show would be when Bart makes the prank calls to Moes Tavern
"is Amanda there" BART
"Amanda who" MOE
"Amanda Huginkiss"BART
"Is there a man to hug and kiss here"MOE
2006-10-26 05:59:14
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answer #3
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answered by skybluebabyboo 3
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so many to choose from
When Homer auditions for the part of Mr Burns in the film and in stead of saying "Excellent" he says "Exactly....Doh"
The one where Homer goes on a trip from work with the new girl at the power plant and at the end Marge eturns up and theygo to bed and Marge finds a turkey behind the bed
Homer bursts into song (to the tune of barry manilows mandy)
"Oh Margy when you came and you found me a turkey on my vacation from worky"
2006-10-26 04:56:24
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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Marge: 'You should take joy in the fact something you did is making so many people happy'.
Homer: 'Oh i'm making people happy, i'm the magical man, in a gumdrop house on lollipop laaaaane, oh and by the way i was being sarcastic'.
Marge: 'Well duh'
Homer is sarcasm at its greatest!!
2006-10-26 03:42:45
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answer #5
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answered by J9 3
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Homer: Maybe, just once, someone will call me "sir" without adding, "you're making a scene."
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Bart: I want to be emancipated!
Homer : Emancipated? Don't you like being a dude?
2006-10-26 05:03:13
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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here's a whole load of quotes, http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096697/quotes
but they left out my favourite which is from Principal Chalmers:
"God has no place within these {school} walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion."
I like barts statement to Milhouse, which is quite apt:
"Let's put this on the internet."
"No, we have to reach people whose opinions actually matter."
2006-10-26 03:39:40
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answer #7
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answered by Vinni and beer 7
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At 3 am- Homer is in bed on the phone:
"I'd like to order a pizza please..... What do you mean you're closed at the moment?.... No, YOU call ME back during opening hours!.... I'll show YOU who's a recorded message!!!!"
Genius!
2006-10-26 03:36:49
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answer #8
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answered by Sitting Still 4
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Chief Wigam on his location whilst in a car: "Erm, we're directly underneath the earth's sun.... now"
2006-10-26 03:38:54
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answer #9
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answered by Anonymous
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Stephen Hawking: "Your idea of a doughnut shaped Universe intrigues me Homer. I may have to steal it."
2006-10-26 03:36:46
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answer #10
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answered by Well, said Alberto 6
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"I's rather drink a beer than win father of the year . . . " that was from the song they sing during the mary poppins episode - actually the whole song was great!
2006-10-26 17:14:10
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answer #11
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answered by krisr22 3
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