2006-10-26 03:26:04 · 15 answers · asked by NoName 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I was on a train in the toilet and I was squatting because did not want to touch the dirty seat. Suddenly I heard this hydraulic sound and realised that the door had opened. My bum was poking up in the air for all to see (and thats not all)!! The angle was perfect for all the passengers to see - they even saw me mid stream!!
2006-10-26 03:28:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Okay, this was many years ago but I was dating a guy for about 2 months when he had a cousin's wedding that he needed to attend and invited me to go wtih him. I did and he spent the majority of the evening talking to his high school/college buddies basically leaving me at the table where I didn't know a soul. After awhile, I got pretty sick of it and went up to the area he and his buddies were hanging out at and told him (very quietly) that I was leaving. In a very loud voice (where all of his buddies could hear him) he said "So I guess a blow j*b is out of the question, huh?" Of course all his buddies laughed. I walked out with my head held high but I've never been more humiliated in my life.
It's all good though because I saw him about a year and a half later at an Orioles game. He was going into the men's room so I waited for him to come out. When he did, oops I "tripped" in front of him and spilled a 64 ounce soda all over his white shirt. He had gotten really fat too and with the wet shirt you could see through it. I then asked him (as loud as I could) if he was planning on being in a 'man boob wet tee shirt contest'. All my friends laughed.
Good times, good times.
2006-10-26 03:40:48 · answer #2 · answered by rockerchick82 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I lost a bet to my best friend. Her punishment was astonishing in its creativity. First, she made me dress as a hooker for a full week. As the week was nearing its end, she revealed that she'd had a carpenter friend of ours fashion a pillory in her backyard and sentenced me, while wearing only my birthday suit, to four hours of humiliation. She invited all our friends over to tease and taunt me while I stood there, hands and neck locked in place between the wooden boards of the old-fashioned punishment device. What's worse, pictures can be found all over the Internet.
2006-10-26 08:00:53 · answer #3 · answered by Viki 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10th grade i found an individual magazine on my thank you to college (new), Being the hormonal teenage boy, I saved the magazine in my back %....i assume extremely grew to alter into into showing and a few bully opened my backpack to enable it fall out, and it fell out in front of actually anybody as we've been coated as much as flow out the door waiting for the bell to ring. i grew to alter into into in touch approximately each and all the female pastime, I quite spoke of the look of their face like OMG he's a perv... in a protracted time in PE, this bully walked by and commenced giggling with one among his unknown friends... I had a speedy comeback I pronounced "what you dont like (kitty)....he quite stopped giggling...and went on his way...he have been given jumped few days later.
2016-10-16 10:32:52 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've got two.
Math class freshman year in high school, I got to horsing around with a classmate and I was standing up next to the guy I had a crush on, and the "most popular" b*** in school. I started laughing real hard and farted SO LOUD, and EVERYBODY heard it.
Year after that, sophomore year, I was walking with my best friend through a field near her house and at a nearby house there was a dog, like a Doberman I think and he got to barking at us. Well I saw a rope around his neck so I assumed he was chained up and I started barking back at him (because I was stupid). Well the other end of this rope wasn't actually tied to anything and he started chasing me. So I go tearing through the field screaming "mad dog! mad dog!" just as my best friend goes "watch out for the!.......................mud" I had hit the mud, done the SPLITS in it and then fell over on my side. The only thing not covered in mud was like one shoulder and I had to walk back to her house covered in mud past a ton of kids that we went to school with. Then her mom made me strip naked in her garage and put on clothes that didn't fit me at all so she could wash my clothes for me.
2006-10-26 03:47:52 · answer #5 · answered by concretebrunette 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dated a female classmate's mother. Even though I didn't know it was her mother when I asked her out, it was still a little awkward when the daughter answered the door, and thought (for a moment) that I was there to see her. Her mother told her not to wait up.
2006-10-26 03:33:18 · answer #6 · answered by Iggy 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Compltely tearing off my pants in a softball game going after a sinking fly ball
2006-10-26 03:30:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Having your Daughter call about 5 different people in the grocery store Daddy at age 2. She knows who her Father is, however, any male over a certain age she equates with "Daddy."
2006-10-26 03:28:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Okay....Wow...I haven't thought of this story in a long time. So here goes.....
I was about 16 years old, living with my boyfriend in Sunnyvale California. I had this mutt dog named Kilo that would bark "all f-ing day long at the neighbourhood cats.....OMG, it drove me insane...I worked the graveyard shift at AMD, so I slept during the day......anyway......One day he was barking his a** off as usual, so I ran down the stairs....(butt naked, mind you! ! )....went to the front door, I swung it open and yelled, KILO! ! ! ! ! .....and there was a cop standing there....
There I was....naked....pissed off at the dog, staring at a cop.......
He was there to visit my boyfriend who was building a hot rod at the time....they used to talk all the time and he'd come by to check out the car...
That was the "most" embarrassing moment ever! ! ! !
2006-10-26 03:33:34 · answer #9 · answered by Sweetea 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
getting excited about reaching level 2
2006-10-26 03:29:43 · answer #10 · answered by anklebiter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋