2006-10-26 02:29:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Shall I come back when you've grown an attention-span.
Shouldn't have said it really, but some bosses deserve everything they get.
2006-10-26 02:35:50 · answer #1 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
My friends' daugher (about 2 years old) threw a tantrum when I was the only 'tall person' around. I got down on the floor with her and joined in. After 5 seconds she stopped and looked at me. She knew I had her number.
She NEVER threw another tantrum again.
She's now in her 30's.
2006-10-26 02:33:15 · answer #2 · answered by SPLATT 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1.As quick as a turtle on Prozac.
2.A few clowns short of a circus.
3.He played too much w/o a helmut.
4.He/she is so dumb,they couldn't tell which way an elevator was
going if you gave them 2 guesses.
5.Too dumb to pull his head back before he shut the window.
2006-10-26 03:21:55 · answer #3 · answered by anitababy.brainwash 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I used to work at a gas station on second shift. This really preppy, jock that I went to high school came in and bought a box of Trojans. I smiled at him and said "don't used all them in on place" he turned beet red.
2006-10-26 02:35:04 · answer #4 · answered by tinydancer 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own
2006-10-26 02:33:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh I heard you, I just don't care!
I only listen to the little voices inside my head!
You know... they won't talk to you (in reference to someone staring at my b o o b s)
get over yourself, if I'm lying, my pants would be on fire
I took my prozac today
I'm happy, please don't ruin it!
That's Queen B i t c h to you, thanks!
2006-10-26 02:57:24 · answer #6 · answered by mary_not_cathy 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You couldn't see the bush for the trees.
It's a long story.
2006-10-26 02:31:37 · answer #7 · answered by people are scum 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Trash bags, they work great.
2006-10-26 02:50:44 · answer #8 · answered by lanai911 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Even a stray dog doesn't die of hunger ... why should I???
2006-10-26 02:35:00 · answer #9 · answered by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
So's your old lady.
2006-10-26 02:31:48 · answer #10 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋