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Any suggestions how the Queen managed to put her back out as there's no 'official' excuse? Here's a few to get you started.....
- She's been wrestling with Charles over the souvereignty again
- She can't keep up with 'Phil's' vivacious appetite for transic sex.
- The corgi's jumped on her after escaping from 'Randy Andy's' sexual advances.

2006-10-26 02:28:50 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Royalty

19 answers

Yeah 'poor' Lizzie, bet she won't be on any NHS waiting list should she need a operation. Anyway.....

- She probally didn't fancy the idea of being 'felt-up' by Arsene Wenger (again)
- She's been carrying her own money for a change
- She fell out of the 'four poster' pissed again.
- She was doing a 'Richard Hammond' in the back garden, in a jet proppelled Land Rover.

2006-10-26 02:47:24 · answer #1 · answered by Bont11 5 · 5 1

Did you see the height of that vehicle she was travelling about in last week, you nearly needed a step ladder to get into it, no wonder the poor woman has put her back out trying to get in that thing.

2006-10-26 21:03:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Whatever the reason you can bet your bollocks that we've paid for a good doctor for her through our taxes and unlike the rst of us she wont have to hang around on an NHS waiting list.

2006-10-26 16:16:40 · answer #3 · answered by malcy 6 · 1 0

If i had to go to watch Arsenal play Id get a bad back too!

2006-10-26 19:25:28 · answer #4 · answered by huggz 7 · 0 0

She did it while cleaning the windows of Buckingham Palace - or was it while digging the garden? Don't forget she isn't that rich anymore ;)

2006-10-26 15:56:31 · answer #5 · answered by Home_educator 4 · 1 0

Anything to avoid having to go and watch Arsenal

2006-10-26 09:31:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

First I heard she was trying to raise money.
Secondly I heard she bent over to pick up a 50p.
Then I heard she bent over for 50p.

2006-10-26 10:14:11 · answer #7 · answered by bathsideboy 2 · 0 0

She's lucky she's only put her back out. If I got hold of her it would be more than her back that would be 'out'.

2006-10-26 13:42:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

My guess, she old, and **** like that happens when you get old. And that could be the only reason.

2006-10-26 10:36:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well you'v just blown your knighthood mate !

2006-10-26 12:28:15 · answer #10 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 2 0

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