Is he the most manly man ever to have walked earth?
2006-10-26 02:03:36 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
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2006-10-26 02:06:31 · answer #1 · answered by sixcannonballs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
If you don't believe me... try these amazing facts.....
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, you experience the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all toxic.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update us all with on-the-spot *** kicking in real-time.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with the waitress.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris's victims before they died? His shoe.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
A “handicapped parking” sign does not signify that a given parking space is for handicapped people. It is actually a warning that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor and still owes him a beer.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.
Chuck Norris is the only human being to demonstrate the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
According to the Encyclopaedia Britannica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
Chuck Norris was the 4th wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which Jesus carried with him till he died. The other 3 wise men were enraged by the preference Jesus showed for Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the Bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. Only another fist.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
2006-10-26 02:46:11 · answer #2 · answered by Colin A 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
of course!! chuck norris is so badass that the reason babies cry is because they know they're coming into a world with chuck norris.
He's so manly that his tears can cure cancer.... too bad he never cries....
2006-10-26 02:12:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whos Chuck Norris?
2006-10-26 02:10:44 · answer #4 · answered by Fudgie 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Yes I do know him, but for me isnt the must manly man!
2006-10-26 02:15:36 · answer #5 · answered by ogloriad 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Vaguely. I have heard he is a model of manliness. But I don't know if he is the MOST.
2006-10-26 02:10:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know him, but whether he's a manly man or not I couldn't say, but his acting is not to impressive.
2006-10-26 02:05:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No he is not, he is just another martial artist who sold out, yes he was good at his art (karate) but as an actor he is a bit cr*pp, or is that just my opinion, I am a martial artist who cant stand martial art movie's.
2006-10-26 02:24:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I do he lives not far from me,we have coffee sometimes he is a genuine toughguy with a heart of gold...
2006-10-26 02:07:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
now miss, when chuck norris shags other men it isnt because he is gay: its because he ran out of women!
2006-10-26 02:09:52 · answer #10 · answered by Dead2TheWind 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes that is true, as evidenced by his chest full of man fur.
2006-10-26 03:41:38 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋