2006-10-26 02:02:19 · 20 answers · asked by Purav U 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
Get yourself a bra, a car battery, some porno mags and watch Wierd Science (1980's classic) for instructions.
2006-10-26 02:04:45 · answer #1 · answered by Charlie Brigante 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try these steps in sequence
1. Stop living in a Jungle and come live with humans
2. Start wearing some clothes (would be nice to match latest fashion)
3. Learn any human language (better learn english)
4. make some money (would be good to be a millionaire)
5. Buy a house ( not in a jungle but may be near a beach)
6. Buy a car (girls don't like riding wild animals)
Do these first then come back to me & I'll tell what to do next !!
2006-10-26 09:14:03 · answer #2 · answered by pawan g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well u can't make a girlfriends u can go out in find a nice young lady
2006-10-26 09:05:16 · answer #3 · answered by jay b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find a girl that you like and talk to her. Get to know her and become friends first. Then, move on to asking her out on a date. Be yourself and good luck.
2006-10-26 09:05:08 · answer #4 · answered by Lt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stitch several bits of women together hey presto girlfriend repeat
2006-10-26 09:04:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 empty toilet rolls and some sticky backed plastic always worked well for the Blue Peter team......
2006-10-26 13:23:16 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make them? i dont know but when you find out let me know!
have you seen the film "weird science"?
2006-10-26 09:04:55 · answer #7 · answered by stuio 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the Moon! lol
2006-10-26 13:17:59 · answer #8 · answered by darkdealx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Same dilemma
2006-10-26 09:37:29 · answer #9 · answered by Sammy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get off the internet and learn how to talk to real people!
2006-10-26 09:06:59 · answer #10 · answered by e404pnf 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋