I'm on my lunch break (the only time I'm allowed to surf the net) and I'm fed up. I want to look at the job pages but my boss sits behind me and watches everything I do!!!
Please cheer me up! Maybe you suggest what job I can do - I want to do something other than ADMIN!!
2006-10-26 01:45:48 · 15 answers · asked by Jay Jay 3 in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
"Something to make me smile!?"
Gee, that was easy... :-p
2006-10-26 01:47:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are
>>actually either male or female.
>>
>>Here are some examples:
>>
>>FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you
>>Can see right through them.
>>
>>PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a
>>While to warm them up again.
>>They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are
>>pushed,but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
>>
>>TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over
>>inflated.
>>
>>HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go
>>Anywhere, you have to light a fire under their ****
>>
>>SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and
>>Retain water.
>>
>>WEB PAGES:
>>Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently
>>Getting hit on.
>>
>>TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines
>>For picking up people.
>>
>>EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight
>>shifts to the bottom.
>>
>>HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed
>>At all and are occasionally handy to have around.
>>
>>THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would Be male,
>>but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be
>>Lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to
push,
>>He just keeps trying
2006-10-26 09:06:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about going to college and train to be an IT teacher. Better than doing a mundane job. Hope this suggestion helps.
2006-10-26 08:55:04 · answer #3 · answered by dollybird 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am an Administrative Assistant and bored most of the day as well. Just smile and think positive thoughts, at least you have a job, some people are not so lucky. Have a great day!!!
2006-10-26 08:49:27 · answer #4 · answered by Michelle Lynn 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Here read this and send it to the bosses email LOL!
International Disadvantaged People's Day
Today is International Disadvantaged People's Day. Please send an
encouraging message to a retarded friend, just as I've done.
I don't care if you lick windows, interfere with farm animals, vote liberal
or occasionally sh*t yourself.......You hang in there sunshine, You're
f*cking special...
2006-10-26 08:48:34 · answer #5 · answered by Biker 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Firstly, tell your boss to stop wanking off behind you.
Secondly, shove the work up his behind.
Word of advice, you can do all this if you are married to
him, otherwise, shut up and keep working.
2006-10-26 09:01:43 · answer #6 · answered by CAPTAIN BEAR 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
doin a good job here is like peeing in a dark suit. no-one can see it and only u get a warm feeling.
my friend sent me this and it really cheered me up.
don't worry home time soon x
2006-10-26 08:48:36 · answer #7 · answered by curiosity 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Just remember that today is S H I T day.......... So Happy It's Thursday!
2006-10-26 08:54:27 · answer #8 · answered by tallerfella 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well go to seawayhelpwanted.com for canada
or www.monsters.com for canada and u.s.a. Just think it will be over soon enough because no one lives forever.
2006-10-26 08:47:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have the biggest strawberry tart, sitting right in front of me, i recommend that when you finish you get ur butt to the backery and get one. mmmmmmmmm yummy!!!!!.xxx
2006-10-26 08:48:04 · answer #10 · answered by clicky j 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You could be a clown at children's birthday parties ! more rewarding!
2006-10-26 08:55:39 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋