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Sounds like you are bragging!

2006-10-26 01:12:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I don't think this is a problem of needing bigger pants. The reflex of opening your pants is ripping them open, so you are used to buttons. When you do that with zipper pants they rip out. Two solutions:
1) think before you open your pants
2) only buy button pants

2006-10-26 08:17:35 · answer #2 · answered by Jaco K 3 · 0 0

Sounds like you're thinking with the wrong part of your anatomy, try using the head on top of your shoulders, and the stress should disapate.

2006-10-26 08:17:07 · answer #3 · answered by mightymite1957 7 · 0 0

Buy pull on pants

2006-10-26 08:30:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I know change is a difficult thing, but you are going to have to buy bigger pants. Sorry.

2006-10-26 08:11:29 · answer #5 · answered by kayboff 7 · 0 0

JUST RAN AROUND NAKED.THAT WAS NATURES ULTIMATE PLAN,
WHAT IS IT THAT CHANGED THAT GREAT IDEA:THE ZIPPER AND BUTTON FACTORIES?
WELL IF YOU WANT TO WEAR CLOTHES STAPLE YOUR FLIES

2006-10-26 08:10:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Go out right now and buy a pair of sweatpants!!!

2006-10-26 10:45:48 · answer #7 · answered by Rachel 2 · 0 0

Buy larger pants.

2006-10-26 09:03:28 · answer #8 · answered by Tony M 7 · 1 0

Remove the cucumber from your underwear.

2006-10-26 08:07:42 · answer #9 · answered by Judy the Wench 6 · 0 0

Buy pants that fit.

2006-10-26 08:09:35 · answer #10 · answered by Letsee 4 · 0 0

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