2006-10-24 23:10:27 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
I did,
First I got his head and headbutted it several times, punched him in the stomach, poked his eyes.
Pushed him back, fly kicked him to a wall. Grabbed his beard, and smashed his head into the wall. I got some presents and chucked it at him, threw him a bush of thorns and jumped on him.
Got him out, punched him more. Got a plastic fork and stabbed his left eyeball with it and then got a screw and shoved it in his right eye. Got fireworks shoved it up his *** and let it off sending him flying into t abuilding and then he fell back down on a car.
Threw him back on the floor, got a heated up iron from the house near by, and melted his knee caps together. Got a stick beat him up with it. Tied his right hand backwards to his left foot, Tied a rope to it and swung him around. Then I got nut crackers, and cracked them. Got a hammer and broke each of his toes. Knee'd him in the face. Shoved pencil right up his nose, and then threw him on the road, Got a chainsaw and cut off a tree and it fell on top of him, and then got his deers to trample over him......and then threw his body infront of a train...
It was horrific...wait I think that was Bush......?
2006-10-24 23:47:11 · answer #1 · answered by Mr Stick 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Parents, how much better and exciting would christmas be if we all just pretended that there was as Santa.....we would send our letters, and wake up on christmas morning to presents we really want....
Reality sucks, we all need a bit of makebelieve
2006-10-24 23:40:35 · answer #2 · answered by Sadbh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
after much research this is what i found.. No known species of reindeer can fly. so the culprit is the one who was posing! Besides, just in case the killer might have changed his mind, the payload (including the gifts and cookies for 378 million children)on the sleigh adds another interesting element.
2006-10-24 23:35:27 · answer #3 · answered by fleur 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't start no touble now. Santa is very much alive and well and in approximately 2 months you will see.
2006-10-24 23:13:11 · answer #4 · answered by anabanana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is no truth about what you call santa. some died of natural sickness, old age and others because they are also human beings like us who are bound to die and returned to dust where we came from
2006-10-24 23:27:40 · answer #5 · answered by Jesus M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rudolph
2006-10-24 23:18:15 · answer #6 · answered by High? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PC World
2006-10-25 00:50:26 · answer #7 · answered by Jack c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is santa even dead or something??
I don't know.
2006-10-24 23:31:10 · answer #8 · answered by Leeen 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is well and alive in the hearts of people who have joi de vie and love little children and want them to have joy and happiness.
2006-10-24 23:25:47 · answer #9 · answered by devora k 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The idiot who fed the reindeers on an indian curry on Christmas Eve.
2006-10-24 23:36:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋