the man in my closet is watching me eat my carrrrotttttssss, he is wearing a rain coat and daisy dukes, and he is in there for the fact that i made him have a time out:
bad gimp bad
2006-10-24 20:33:35 · 13 answers · asked by DOMINATUS 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
Oh my goodness...he's gay...and he's coming out of the closet...wait, he appears harmless...actually quite charming...oh, there he goes...sigh...
2006-10-24 20:46:25 · answer #1 · answered by kendra bryn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The man in my closet is wearing tan kakhis and a white button down shirt, buttoned all the way up to the top button, and nicely shined shoes. And a dust mask.
He's cleaning, dusting, vaccumming and organizing every item in my closet.
Why is he in there?
Because he has OCD and his name is Adrian Monk.
And he's investigating a murder.
But that's another story.
2006-10-25 03:48:08 · answer #2 · answered by Johnna L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The man in my closet is wearing really old and mismatched shoes, Trying to figure out why he can not stand up cause the celing is so low and he is in there so he can find the mice and make them leave.
2006-10-25 03:39:33 · answer #3 · answered by LadyCatherine 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I might trade the man in my bed for the one in the closet but no deal if eating carrots is required.
2006-10-25 03:42:35 · answer #4 · answered by Sue Chef 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry to report that there is no man in my closet, just a turtle, 2 guinea pigs and my battery opperated boyfriend
2006-10-25 03:48:23 · answer #5 · answered by ohnodebididit2 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah thats right, he said he was the cupboard inspector, he was wearing a long overcoat and speedo's and had some magazines and lubricant, not sure what he's doing but he said it may take a while, just hope i can pass the inspection otherwise he said i will have to eat a lot of carrots.
2006-10-25 03:41:20 · answer #6 · answered by tigger says 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what in the world??!!!
i don't have no man in a closet!!! actually i don't even have a closet! so i don't know maybe there is a man in a closet
you need to renew your phyc meds prescription.
2006-10-25 03:39:24 · answer #7 · answered by Desert Rat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg this question is FUNNY!! LOL
okay, here's my answer:
he's helping me pick out a dress to a party, he's wearing an overall with nothing underneath and he is there because i don't want my boyfriend to find out that i got myself a sexy personal stylist that looks like brad pitt!
omg omg you are so funny!! i'm LMAO by this question!
2006-10-25 03:40:02 · answer #8 · answered by girliegirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how many times did you watch Monsters, Inc? Get a life!
2006-10-25 03:40:07 · answer #9 · answered by lette 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is he dancing to the peanutbutter jellytime song too?lol
2006-10-25 04:22:37 · answer #10 · answered by holliela 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋