I pass gas in public, A LOT, mainly cause i don't feel like keeping it in cause then i get bloated and i don't want my stomach to hurt at the expense of others (is this selfish by the way?), anyway, i just usually walk away from it, but what is the best way not to blow my cover?
2006-10-24 20:13:17 · 10 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Health ➔ Women's Health
Have you tried inflating a balloon and then releasing the air inside by closing the opening a bit? It sounds funny...
Similarly our bun cheeks are basically responsible for making a sound when you fart. Try spreading one of the cheek using your hand, carefully, and then pass the gas....you will hear no sound..but only the stinky smell (depends)...
enjoy FARTING...LOL
2006-10-24 21:43:34 · answer #1 · answered by Sonata_Jackal 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If there is a toilet available, you can go into the toilet for some privacy, and pass the gas there.
How much smell are we talking about?
I do suggest you drink more water, and seriously take a look at the foods you eat and decide if there is room for improvement. Gas is caused by complex carbohydrates. People usually menion beans, but it could also be dairy products such as milk or ice cream. Carbohydrates are good for you in reasonable quantity, but if you have a lot of gas, maybe you need to reduce your intake.
And then, there are digestive medications, such as beano (for digesting beans and similar) and lactaid (for digesting milk). And a less specific but very gentle supplement that you can take is Metamucil (Psyllium Hydrophilic mucilloid). Metamucil is a natural laxative that will give you fibre and perhaps ease any bloating or stomach hurts.
2006-10-24 20:26:59 · answer #2 · answered by old c programmer 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-16 09:18:55 · answer #3 · answered by seelye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a dog that you can carry around and then you can always blame the gas on the dog.
2006-10-24 20:32:31 · answer #4 · answered by Precious 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
GAS X so you don't have to act like an idiot in public.
2006-10-24 20:18:25 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, its not cool for a woman to pass gass, other wise make sure its a silent but not tooo deadly fart(gas). Just becareful
2006-10-25 01:23:30 · answer #6 · answered by cvcrcr 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
beano as it just comes out or eat fiber con cereal or all bran cereal
2006-10-24 20:16:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let it loose quietly and walk away..
2006-10-24 20:31:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Play dumb. Deny.
2006-10-24 20:17:05 · answer #9 · answered by tropicals99 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Keep walking.... fast!!!!!
2006-10-24 20:15:19 · answer #10 · answered by mizzgov_08 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋