One of my children saw a group of horses standing around a burning pile of brush..and said "Look Mommy..those horses are having a camp fire"..I thought it was so cute.
2006-10-24 18:31:40 · 16 answers · asked by me_ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"Billy, I thought you had to go to the bathroom?"
"I walked it off."
(Oh, really?)
2006-10-24 18:33:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 14⤊ 0⤋
I didn't feel like going out to buy ground beef so I told my kids that I was going to make meatless pasta. My youngest (10) was fine with that even the hubby was ok with it. My oldest son (14) wasn't ok though and told me that he needed meat. A few minutes late a commercial for cat food where the woman comes home from work and she is met at the by he "cat" who asks if she brought home meat, comes on. The "cat" then walks away upset saying " no meat, no Hubert " and all I could think about was what my son had just said only a few minutes later. I now call him Hubert.
2006-10-24 18:54:43 · answer #2 · answered by queenbee 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'm not a parent but once I read in a magazine (Bella) a mum's story about her six year old son and her three year old daughter...they were sitting on her knees one day and she told them how lovely it was to cuddle her son and daughter at the same time!then the little girl turned to her and said..."no mum, I'm not a daughter, I'm the moon!!!!She was too young to point the difference between SON and SUN!!!
I think that was so funny and cute!!
2006-10-24 22:27:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
We made a Scary Mean Creature & put it on the front porch.
My grand-daughter said, That's Grandma Nita .
It goes to show you I'm consistent even at home.
2006-10-24 22:56:00 · answer #4 · answered by anitababy.brainwash 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My sister took my oldest daughter (she was 4 at the time) to the beach one day and they noticed a large group of pigeons eating nearby. My daughter stared at them and yelled, "hey, Auntie, look at all those goddamn chickens". My sister, who didn't have any kids at the time, turned away to laugh and corrected her that the birds were pigeons. Again, my daughter says, "look at all those goddamn pigeons". My sister lost it after that!
2006-10-24 18:56:40 · answer #5 · answered by lynnguys 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My kids are 16 months apart....even though they are a boy & a girl....at their youngest, I would bathe them together, to save some time...that ended when my son was 2 1/2, my daughter was taking a bath with him & when she stood up...he hollers "MOMMY!....She has 2 BUTTS!"...I will have to tease him about that one when he gets older....lol
2006-10-24 18:48:09 · answer #6 · answered by mysticfairy74 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I told my boys not to play ball in the house. Their bdrm window had a perfect hole in it. The 5 yr old kept denying playing ball in his room. Finally I got him to admit he broke it with a chess piece. I yelled "are you trying to tell me a chess piece put that hole in the window?"
He looked at me on the verge of crying and said " It was the King!"
2006-10-24 18:52:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
well...im not a parent but my mom told me this story once...she was in the car with my little brother (5) and sister (4) at the time...my little sister asked if she could get a kitten and my mom said no and then my sis asked y not..my mom said..because your brother is allergic..so...my little sis asked...mom..hes older than me right..and my mom said..yes...hes older than you...and so then my little sis got quiet for a bit..and then she goes..mom...when he dies..then can we get a cat?...
i just thought it was too cute...only 4 and already thinking ahead and putting things like that together...
2006-10-24 18:36:38 · answer #8 · answered by lucky_sweet_cute 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
But Mom, I was just telling the truth!
this was after she had gotten in trouble at school for telling a teacher she could not behave
2006-10-24 18:36:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
I lost my contacts one day and asked my son if he knew where they were. He took my hand and walked with all over the house and then back to my bedroom where he pointed to his mouth and said "In here." Little stinker.
2006-10-24 18:35:04 · answer #10 · answered by makeitright 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
When my daughter was 3 yrs, 3 yrs ago, we were near a heavily tatooed biker at the zoo. My daughter said " you are dirty, see all the dirt on your skin", we took her & bolted out really quickly.
2006-10-24 18:39:43 · answer #11 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋