2006-10-24 17:23:43 · 23 answers · asked by roycecoble 2 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
He met a pretty princess who gave him a career in c0ck-fighting, where he became a pro star. He signed a contract, but the princess was feeling abandoned. So she said, "Off with his head!" And then he was running around like a chicken with his head cut off...oh, WAIT! He WAS a chicken with his head cut off!
2006-10-24 17:33:28 · answer #1 · answered by hrhtheprincessofeire 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
after a lot of personal growth, the chicken overcame his deep-seated fears and ventured out. despite the thick black clouds of smog choking him and despite the intensly bright lights blinding him, bravely he marched on. Roaring death bearing down on him, he moved with a surprising agility when one considers he's a damn chicken. He was determined to prove he could do it, despite coming from a broken egg and a chickhood on the wrong side of the farmyard. He thought briefly of his strutting c_ck of a father who was never around, and his mother, who died when he was just a little peep. Growing up in a nest with too many mouths to feed and not enough seed to peck, he was just the runt. But today was his big day! Today he would prove he was something after all. His life would be different from now on! His father would be proud and his flock would be sooo jealous,,,,,and maybe that sweet little hen down the row would...................
What happened to the chicken after it crossed the road? We'll never know. I've never seen a chicken cross the road, but if I do, I'll be sure to stop it ask it's plans for the future.
2006-10-24 18:02:43 · answer #2 · answered by scintillating69 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wait a minute ! The chicken crossed the road. Aaaah, I told that chicken to stay put !
2006-10-24 17:26:33 · answer #3 · answered by chance m 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the chicken layed an egg because of all the excitement of making to the other side.
2006-10-24 17:29:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was a race between Wile E Coyote and Colonal Sanders.
2006-10-24 17:25:34 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The fox was on the other side and he ate the chicken for dinner.
2006-10-24 17:25:20 · answer #6 · answered by Marsha N 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It went for a job interview at KFC and sadly, the rest is history.
2006-10-24 17:26:49 · answer #7 · answered by fried_twinkie1 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Colonel Sanders cooked it.
2006-10-24 19:48:09 · answer #8 · answered by cwriter2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it saw some food across the street and got run over by a truck.
2006-10-24 17:28:27 · answer #9 · answered by tinkerbell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The cows from Chick-Fillet ate it.
2006-10-25 05:08:20 · answer #10 · answered by devilishblueyes 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋