how can I paraphase this:?

Question

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the Powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness. That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, having its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.

Answer 1

We are tired of your oppression and we Herby declare our independence from you and will form our own government with rules we like better.

Answer 2

When the government denies out right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, we have a right to do away with that government and start a new one.

Answer 3

It's a no-brainer that governments, created by the people, for the people, can go astray; and when they do, the people have the right to throw them out and create a new government.

Answer 4

Pretty pithy as it is, dontcha think? Gotta love that Declaration.

Answer 5

Yo, da king be tramplin' our rights, and homey don't play that, so listen up - we be formin' a new nation under God - got it biatch?