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One winter when I was about 12 me and my brother walked to church early and poored water on the steps of the church. We waited for some old lady's to walk up the steps and then tried not to laught when they slipped and fell on the Ice. I know it was mean but I couldn't stop laughing later. This one lady was really fat and fell face first in the snow, the whole town got mooned. What about you.

2006-10-24 14:14:03 · 16 answers · asked by ? 1 in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

I am sorry for what I did, I was just a kid, I didn't mean any harm, sorry if my question offended some people, I just felt like opening up a little bit, I won't ask questions like this anymore

2006-10-24 14:30:47 · update #1

16 answers

My Brothers Bachlor party, 3 years ago...stretched saran wrap over the toilet bowl in the hotel suite where the party was held...
watched as about 20 straight drunk men....got their first "golden showers'

2006-10-24 15:59:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

This was done by our classmate to his guest who slept in his house: after the guest passed out from too much alcohol, our classmate got a brand-new permanent marker (black ink) and drew a big curly moustache on the guest's upper lip, drew a big nasty scar on one cheek (looked like a sea-sick pirate), doodled on the chest and arms with the permanent marker (bad attempt at tattooing- stick figures, primitive house; something a pre-school child would draw), and Superglued all that guest's toes together.

That guest's face when he woke up in the morning and stretched out was priceless. The poor guest had to go to school the following morning with a drawn-on moustache and scar. And he had to walk funny because his toes on both feet were still fused. It was not even Halloween yet and the weather was warm but that poor man kept his jacket on.

He was a good sport, and they were still still friends last time I heard.

2006-10-25 14:13:21 · answer #2 · answered by tranquil 6 · 1 0

I've never really done anything TOO extreme..
but once I was helpin my mom get ready for a party and we were already there..(we were in the car) i totally MADE HER look like a clown..
her eyeliner looked like A hookers.. and he lipstick was ssoo RED it was scary well i told her she looked fine but she still wanted to look in the mirror but some how i made her get out the car once she walked in some ppl laugh some ppl looked at her like she was trashy.. that NIGHT I GOT A REAL BAD WHOOPING BUT NOW I LOOK BAK AND IT WAS PRETTY FUNNY

2006-10-25 07:55:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

My partner and I had gone to an Earth fair, usual thing, oatmeal soap and sun catchers. We noticed a stall with carnivorous plants and I said to Gwen"I wonder if they have any Triffids ?' She dared me to ask so I went up to the old lady minding the stall. I bought a "Take a Carnivorous plant to lunch" button and asked about the Triffids. "Are you sure they are carnivores dear ?' "Oh my word!!!"'I'd better ask Joyce when she comes back " was the last word. Gwen and I went off with tears of laughter streaming down our faces. We wondered over the years if Joyce was able to set the kind soul's mind at rest.
Yours Rose P.

2006-10-24 18:57:57 · answer #4 · answered by rose p 7 · 0 1

there was this one thing i did, but that person really deserved it. i was living with some friends, actually it was a straight couple and their three boys,and she really stabbed me in the back. after all the years that i have known her and her family she decided she hated all gay and black people. she has always been predjudice against blacks and it was something that really bothered me. but then after all the years she has been around me and her family who has several gay people in it and after all the times she stated that i was her family she decided that she thought i and all gay people are child molesters. she said that she hears on tv and reads books stating that it happens in the family most of the time. she wanted me to move so i said i would at the end of the month. for the first two weeks i was really angry and finally decided if i was going to get on with my life i would need to do something to get even and then i would be able to fo=rgive her and move on. so the last two weeks i was there every night i would go into the bathroom and get her toothbrush and rub in my butt crack. after about a week of this she came out in the living room and asked everyone if we thought the toothpaste tasted funny. it was the hardest thing for me to do not to laugh. i waited till i got to my room and put my face in my pillow and let loose and belly of a laugh. yes it was mean and funny but i don't feel bad.

2006-10-24 16:01:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

well a couple years ago when i was hanging with my former friends, and i do mean former,(i hate there guts now), well i sat behind one of them in class and i found a big piece of gum in my desk so i took a piece of paper and made it fall on the ground(i used paper so i wouldnt have to touch it cuz thats sick) and i sort of kicked it lightly to go right under his backpack then i pressed the backpack against it with my foot really hard. about 15 minutes later its time to go and he picks up his backpack and there is a loooooonnnnng thick string of gum from his backpack held up in the air to the floor. everyone in the class was laughing there asses off at him, and so was i :) i felt kinda bad at the time, but it was funny. now idc because im not friends with them anymore and could care less.

2006-10-24 18:29:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

in third grade we, me and two other students put a tack on the teachers seat(chair). When he came in he sat down and then rose real quick. He asked who done it and no one admitted it. So he had everyone stand up in class till someone admitted it. no one did and we stood the whole 45 minutes in class. But everyone laughed when he sat down on the tack.

2006-10-24 17:55:47 · answer #7 · answered by jumpinjackdw 3 · 1 0

Well, I just remembered what I did when I was 6 yrs. One day me and my best friend caught a bug ( a grasshopper), so, we took it to another friend (Gerald), but his little sister (Caroline) told us he wasn't home, so we told her: "Could you do a favor to us?" .She said it was OK, then we asked her to stretch herself her pantie and we put the bug into her little pussy and then she started jumping and shouting as a a crazy. Then we'd better ran away. Since then, their family stopped talking to us.

2006-10-24 14:50:01 · answer #8 · answered by manitatraviesa 2 · 0 1

I told my flat, fat butt boyfriend that he can never keep a girl because they never like how he look in a green thong.

2006-10-24 14:48:01 · answer #9 · answered by Bu Tran 6 · 1 0

The fact that you hurt someone and laughed about it says so much about your character.

It wasn't funny. And remember, what comes around, goes around.

2006-10-24 14:25:34 · answer #10 · answered by ByTheSea 4 · 5 0

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