if your a christain do yuo matrobate?
2006-10-24 13:42:31 · 5 answers · asked by MR man 1 in News & Events ➔ Other - News & Events
Negative. You obviously can't use big words. I bet you smoke a lot of crack.
2006-10-24 13:50:58 · answer #1 · answered by Sloth for President 2012 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohh god yes i am the ultimate christian. Its almost as if i were GOD himself, yes, GOD who has taken pity on your burden and has decided to offer you advice himself. My advice? MASTURBATE TILL YOU DEVELOP CARPAL TUNNEL. I will not mind. I will not be offended, jerk off thinking of the hottest girl at school or of that time your aunt's breast fell out of her top. Do it, disobeying me would be a sin.
2006-10-24 21:19:55 · answer #2 · answered by holdcauf01 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
I've read that it was actually discovered it's not a sin through detailed study of the Bible.
2006-10-24 20:46:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, but I can spell it, unlike you!
2006-10-24 20:44:43 · answer #4 · answered by tattie_herbert 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, I don't.....
2006-10-24 20:44:54 · answer #5 · answered by yolandasmith2004 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋